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handyhippie65's avatar

i always though it was the other way around. i know if i were god, i'd be embarrassed.

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handyhippie65's avatar

buicks are tough, man.

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ahughes798's avatar

Me, too(Garage Days is my fave), and if you've ever heard any of the Lars drum tracks in isolation, you'd know why I say that.

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handyhippie65's avatar

ringo wasn't very good either, but the beatles will live forever.

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ahughes798's avatar

Actually, I liked Ringo's drumming. Simple, and he played exactly what fit with the song. He is your basic decent drummer, in an era of drummers who had huge kits and hit every drum all at once, like Keith Moon(nothing against Moon...he knew exactly how to play for his band, also, too.)

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Dutchman's avatar

How I sooo wish that I was a liberal elite! As it is, I'm merely a liberal schmuck but I aspire to so much more. BTW, do I shop for my jack boots at John Varvatos? All recommendations appreciated.

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Leftykook's avatar

See "Jesus Thinks Yer A Jerk" by Frank ZappaA cupla lines:"There's an Evil Little Weasel Bout Three-Foot-Nine Face Screwed up from Cryin an Lyin Cause her Hubby got caught Sucking Prong Part-Time In The Name of the Lord!"

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Leftykook's avatar

Good thing for you that commenting isn't allowed on Wonkette, or you'd really be in trouble!

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Justno's avatar

They'll be handed out by Democrat thugs the first week of November for us non-elites.

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Gascoigne's avatar

God bless Frank Zappa..."sucking prong in the name of the Lord..." Oh my God, too funny!

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mark harmon's avatar

" God made the angels to show Him splendor , as He made the animals for innocence ,and plants for their simplicity . But man He made to serve Him wittily , in the tangle of his mind." Sir Thomas More .

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I disagree....they were always lounging about in those years.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

OMG!!!! What if they're trans folks!!!! How could I have overlooked the obvious? This is some athiestical-mooslimical-homosexualistical Alinskyite plan! It has been all along!!!! Wake up sheeple, this time fer sure!

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Querolous's avatar

The Morningside church/retirement home is next door to the Tower of Woo http://skepdic.com/woowoo.html https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Spurious signals?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I look hot in jackboots. Sign me up!

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