Shady’s Rapture features him disavowing his Dusky Wife, and ascending to the Aryan heights of blue-eyed blonde Erikkka. Who squints up at the bright heavenly radiance, with tears.
Shady’s Antichrist Rapture: Shady will ditch his Dusky Overly Smart Wife and ascend to the heights of Erikkka, the Blue Eyed Blonde-Tressed Aryan Avatar. Then they’ll be seated on The Couch of the Lord, with not a dry seat in the house.
"...Thiel and a bunch of other tech billionaires are certainly acting like they might be about about to bring about the Apocalypse, creating remote bunkers for the super-rich in Argentina?"
Joke would be on them if they fucked up the world and there were just a bunch of formerly rich tools coming out of their bunkers to rule the ruins.
J.D. Vance is the failed vice president who has to spit polished nonsense just to sound reverent, like a man praying to his own bullshit. a hollow political mascot, mouthing sanctimonious garbage to hide the wobble in his spine. every speech is a sloppy ritual of self‑worship loud, desperate, and soaked in the stink of someone trying too hard to look important.
They never stop with this nonsense and they never will stop.
We are always living in the End Times and the Antichrist is always here right now. He has been everybody from the Emperor Nero - or maybe Domitian - to the prophet Mohammed to any one of several popes to Bonaparte to Hitler to Saddam Hussein to maybe even Barack Obama.
The Second Coming and Judgement Day are always imminent too. For close on 2,000 years they have been telling us the signs have been fulfilled and the day is upon us. Their record of being completely wrong is perfect.
And for people who pound the Bible so resoundingly they seem wholly unfamiliar with most of the relevant texts that predict to Second Coming, some of them ascribing the heads-up and the attendant signs to the mouth of Jesus himself. He supposedly said to his closest disciples on the Mount of Olives just before his arrest that when they saw Jerusalem surrounded by armies they would know the time was near. A few decades later, in A.D. 70, the Holy City WAS surrounded by armies, Roman armies, and it was taken, too, the temple destroyed and the Jewish people scattered - but the return of Jesus didn't happen and the world didn't end. For that matter, Jerusalem was surrounded by armies again, and taken again, when the warriors of the First Crusade reached it (and carried out a bloody slaughter). Still no return of Jesus.
According to the gospels, too, when questioned by the High Priest as to whether he was the Christ, the son of the living god (a question I strongly doubt the High Priest asked him in fact) Jesus answered that he was, and "You shall see me coming in power and glory on the clouds of heaven." Well, the High priest lived and died without seeing any such thing, and his ghost still hasn't seen it.
Jesus also allegedly said that he would return before the people living at the time of his trial had all died. He didn't.
But they'll never, never stop telling us, "Any time now, definitely any time now."
So they've been off a little, but just by a couple of thousand years. That doesn't prove they're wrong. It does prove that they're stupid and superstitious.
I just posted this a few days ago, but having come of age in the '80s and having watched Pat Robinson and the 700 club for fun and read Lindsey and the other "The Apocalypse is Coming!" works of that time, it is amazing how much their version of the Antichrist would would bring about Armageddon seems like a description of the proven rapist Trump. A corrupt liar who encourages wars in the middle east.
Are we sure that their isn't a Lindsey book that says he may go by a name like Tonald Drump or something like that?
If history remembers this piece of shit at all, it will be for this alone: for four years, he served as vice-president to the stupidest, most ignorant, most corrupt man who ever held the office of president.
"Will JD and Usha also get to go when/if/when Trump/Thiel/Vance/Antichrist/whoever completely ends the world sometime soon or just after the midterms, if none of Republicans’ schemes to steal those work."
However large Thiel's private jet is, it'll be unfortunate that there won't be enough room for JP's wife and spawn.
"You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, [...]
And that is why when JD Vance sits down to talk about his deep and abiding and legitimate and real Catholic faith, he starts yapping about the Antichrist and the End Times like some kind of rapture-obsessed evangelical who just read his first Hal Lindsey book."
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Full disclosure: I haven't willingly been to church in decades.
That having been said, my entire family was (and I assume still is) Roman Catholic. I was forced to attend Mass every Sunday, followed by Sunday school where the teachers were the nuns of our parish.
No one ever mentioned "the end times", or anything remotely like it. Not once. That is not a Catholic thing. That is a Protestant thing.
I have good reason to believe that trumpy is the Antichrist, so Vance not only knows him, he panders to him and supports his vile actions.
Shady’s Rapture features him disavowing his Dusky Wife, and ascending to the Aryan heights of blue-eyed blonde Erikkka. Who squints up at the bright heavenly radiance, with tears.
Shady’s Antichrist Rapture: Shady will ditch his Dusky Overly Smart Wife and ascend to the heights of Erikkka, the Blue Eyed Blonde-Tressed Aryan Avatar. Then they’ll be seated on The Couch of the Lord, with not a dry seat in the house.
I saw this description of JD on another site, and I think it’s perfect: he’s what you get when you cross an empty suit with a sack of shit.
"...Thiel and a bunch of other tech billionaires are certainly acting like they might be about about to bring about the Apocalypse, creating remote bunkers for the super-rich in Argentina?"
Joke would be on them if they fucked up the world and there were just a bunch of formerly rich tools coming out of their bunkers to rule the ruins.
Perhaps if we convince them that the mythical Apocalypse is night they will go there.
J.D. Vance is the failed vice president who has to spit polished nonsense just to sound reverent, like a man praying to his own bullshit. a hollow political mascot, mouthing sanctimonious garbage to hide the wobble in his spine. every speech is a sloppy ritual of self‑worship loud, desperate, and soaked in the stink of someone trying too hard to look important.
They never stop with this nonsense and they never will stop.
We are always living in the End Times and the Antichrist is always here right now. He has been everybody from the Emperor Nero - or maybe Domitian - to the prophet Mohammed to any one of several popes to Bonaparte to Hitler to Saddam Hussein to maybe even Barack Obama.
The Second Coming and Judgement Day are always imminent too. For close on 2,000 years they have been telling us the signs have been fulfilled and the day is upon us. Their record of being completely wrong is perfect.
And for people who pound the Bible so resoundingly they seem wholly unfamiliar with most of the relevant texts that predict to Second Coming, some of them ascribing the heads-up and the attendant signs to the mouth of Jesus himself. He supposedly said to his closest disciples on the Mount of Olives just before his arrest that when they saw Jerusalem surrounded by armies they would know the time was near. A few decades later, in A.D. 70, the Holy City WAS surrounded by armies, Roman armies, and it was taken, too, the temple destroyed and the Jewish people scattered - but the return of Jesus didn't happen and the world didn't end. For that matter, Jerusalem was surrounded by armies again, and taken again, when the warriors of the First Crusade reached it (and carried out a bloody slaughter). Still no return of Jesus.
According to the gospels, too, when questioned by the High Priest as to whether he was the Christ, the son of the living god (a question I strongly doubt the High Priest asked him in fact) Jesus answered that he was, and "You shall see me coming in power and glory on the clouds of heaven." Well, the High priest lived and died without seeing any such thing, and his ghost still hasn't seen it.
Jesus also allegedly said that he would return before the people living at the time of his trial had all died. He didn't.
But they'll never, never stop telling us, "Any time now, definitely any time now."
So they've been off a little, but just by a couple of thousand years. That doesn't prove they're wrong. It does prove that they're stupid and superstitious.
holee shite this is the bitterest of bitter and i am here for it:
Without Peter Thiel, JD Vance would just be that thing his mom missed the opportunity to trade for drugs.
Making the world a better place is against everything both conservatives and rapture- ready evangelicals stand for.
What's weird is that the evangelicals' goals put them in bed with the Jews, if only so they can see the Jews destroyed in the Apocalypse.
"Faith not works" => "works are of the devil."
I wonder if, in his heart of hearts, JD calls himself a "papist".
I just posted this a few days ago, but having come of age in the '80s and having watched Pat Robinson and the 700 club for fun and read Lindsey and the other "The Apocalypse is Coming!" works of that time, it is amazing how much their version of the Antichrist would would bring about Armageddon seems like a description of the proven rapist Trump. A corrupt liar who encourages wars in the middle east.
Are we sure that their isn't a Lindsey book that says he may go by a name like Tonald Drump or something like that?
He's not a Catholic, he's a convert. I see from beginning to read the comments that some of you know what that means.
If history remembers this piece of shit at all, it will be for this alone: for four years, he served as vice-president to the stupidest, most ignorant, most corrupt man who ever held the office of president.
"Will JD and Usha also get to go when/if/when Trump/Thiel/Vance/Antichrist/whoever completely ends the world sometime soon or just after the midterms, if none of Republicans’ schemes to steal those work."
However large Thiel's private jet is, it'll be unfortunate that there won't be enough room for JP's wife and spawn.
Thiel's role and connections warrant much further discussion, here and elsewhere.
"You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, [...]
And that is why when JD Vance sits down to talk about his deep and abiding and legitimate and real Catholic faith, he starts yapping about the Antichrist and the End Times like some kind of rapture-obsessed evangelical who just read his first Hal Lindsey book."
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Full disclosure: I haven't willingly been to church in decades.
That having been said, my entire family was (and I assume still is) Roman Catholic. I was forced to attend Mass every Sunday, followed by Sunday school where the teachers were the nuns of our parish.
No one ever mentioned "the end times", or anything remotely like it. Not once. That is not a Catholic thing. That is a Protestant thing.
Rapture was never once mentioned in my long-gone days as an Anglican either.
Of course Vance knows the AntiChrist, he's that old guy with the orange face.