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Says a ball catcher.

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Are you a catcher?

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Awww are you trying to impugn me in some way, dipshit?

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Ooooooh I get it! It's a joke about homosexuality, right?

What a nice person you seem to be!!

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this makes me physically ill.

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It was bothhttp://www.historycentral.c...

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Spelled, "Discovery".

Bring it.

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"but because the president has trichinosis in his brain (allegedly)."Well, that's what happens when you give rimjobs to pigs (allegedly).

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zzzzzzzzzz

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Well, he's already gone. The question our presidnut and aggy-general have to carefully ponder between themselves here is whether or not to fuck him in the ass, for spite.

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maybe because he put his life on the line for 22 years protecting this country. and if it were really regardless of petty politics, he probably would stay at his job.

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The New Yorker did it funnier. (Great work on the logos. I esp like the one-eyed-hell-demon-beast logo for Bannon.)

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I am a person “outside the justice department” and I say he’ll be fired, by tweet, at 11:59pm Saturday.

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You would be fired, I would be fired and he should be fired. Dramatic statement about putting his life on the line for 22 years. I guess a paper cut could get infected.

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A reverse David Cameron...

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Ha! That sad, limp P for Priebus is pretty good too.

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