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Missy51's avatar

Says a ball catcher.

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Missy51's avatar

Are you a catcher?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Awww are you trying to impugn me in some way, dipshit?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Ooooooh I get it! It's a joke about homosexuality, right?

What a nice person you seem to be!!

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fuflans's avatar

this makes me physically ill.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

It was bothhttp://www.historycentral.c...

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Spelled, "Discovery".

Bring it.

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redarmyzombie's avatar

"but because the president has trichinosis in his brain (allegedly)."Well, that's what happens when you give rimjobs to pigs (allegedly).

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Manders's avatar

zzzzzzzzzz

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Well, he's already gone. The question our presidnut and aggy-general have to carefully ponder between themselves here is whether or not to fuck him in the ass, for spite.

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Kooolest G's avatar

maybe because he put his life on the line for 22 years protecting this country. and if it were really regardless of petty politics, he probably would stay at his job.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

The New Yorker did it funnier. (Great work on the logos. I esp like the one-eyed-hell-demon-beast logo for Bannon.)

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Relativicus's avatar

I am a person “outside the justice department” and I say he’ll be fired, by tweet, at 11:59pm Saturday.

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Missy51's avatar

You would be fired, I would be fired and he should be fired. Dramatic statement about putting his life on the line for 22 years. I guess a paper cut could get infected.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

A reverse David Cameron...

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GrittyBossetti's avatar

Ha! That sad, limp P for Priebus is pretty good too.

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