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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

If Mr S came home from work and started blabbing secrets to me; he’d get in deep doo-doo.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Pete Hegseth running for president makes perfect sense if the qualification is needing two handlers and a laminated emergency contact card. He cannot keep ships supplied, secrets contained, or himself supervised without Jennifer and Jesus riding shotgun, but he has found time to bully trans service members at a state fair. Nothing says warrior ethos like losing a war, blaming a minority, and bringing your wife to classified meetings so she can make sure you don’t order another round. Hegseth 2028: Jennifer Says It’s Okay.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Imagine having to babysit your adult husband.

It's proof women are more capable than republican men.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Pete’s third wife is the most involved Defense secretary’s wife in history..."

Behind every unsuccessful dudebro...

freakishlystrong's avatar

Mom Jeans shouldn't be travelling anywhere but to the stupid war he started. Guess he can't take the wife, so he hasn't gone. The "secretary of war" needs to face a jury for bombing all those fishing boats so Fat Square Pants can steal Venezuela's oil.

Zonath of Ur's avatar

He's turned his will over to a higher power who just happens to be his wife.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Look at the lengths they have to go to in order to *seem* normal and appropriate. And they want you to think *they're* the inherently superior people that deserve to control our society...

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

They're barely qualified to control the TV remote control.

GiggleSnort's avatar

Hegseth would be DOA as a Presidential candidate. The losing war in Iran is not popular, and Hegseth has tied himself to it, by being its biggest booster. His humiliation as a candidate might be entertaining, though, for the short time it would last.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

He literally threw a hatchet at a soldier. How Congress allowed him to have his current posturing is beyond me.

Free beach's avatar

Who knows in this warped timeline

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The video has finally surfaced; Pete is seen throwing his kids in the reflecting pool and telling them to either sink or swim.

But they just keep standing up and wading around.

Is it a coincidence that the algae bloom was seen forming just a few hours later?

Menotsure's avatar

It is just possible that Jennifer Hegseth's presence keeps things from being worse.

"Sit up straight and don't chew your nails, Pete!"

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

She's seriously damaged.

It's scary that she's as close to the dumpster as she is.

SunMoonStars's avatar

He's sicker than she is. I'd bet she would not pass a psych eval.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

A total eclipse of the Harp

Once upon a time she was falling in love…

Donald Laporte's avatar

In a normal world it would be laughable if this moron threw his hat in the ring. I was laughing in 2016. Ya'll know the rest of the story.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Which is why I am not saying anything because there is no cure for stupid and millions refuse to vote D or not vote.

Daniel's avatar

Yeah, but I honestly think Pete lacks Trump's appeal. He didn't even make it to regular daytime Fox host.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Yeah, I don't want to laugh at this. It's not funny in the ha ha way.

josephebacon's avatar

It's depressing as hell to know Drunk Ass Pete would have an actual shot at the 2028 GOP nod...unless the Sleazy Six on the corrupted court rule that the 22nd Amendment means two consecutive terms which would green light Poopy Pants running again in 2028...and the fear of that keeps me up at night...

PrimerGray's avatar

The first words of that amendment. It will be very difficult to explain the reasoning as to the consecutive term angle.

<No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice>

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Yes...SO fucking depressing!

SunMoonStars's avatar

This seems to be a letter from Natalie to TFM. Shit she is sick. I'm surprised she didn't sign it with XOXO and hearts for the dotted i.

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/22ccb586b3b63b73bcd9f475ff230be6bef26bb58abe58b7303ed26d2718d0dc.jpg

josephebacon's avatar

The Daily Beast got a hold of two letters that crackpot wrote to her beloved Poopy Pants...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/

SunMoonStars's avatar

I've read 2 so far. She is truly messed up.

josephebacon's avatar

As Ann Landers used to say..."she's got a clinker in her thinker"!

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

If he were a normal person, I'd be willing to consider that he was showing concern for her well being, by providing her with a job. But TFG hasn't an empathetic bone in his body, so who the hell knows what's going on. He likes the attention and praise? It's all one big clusterfuck. Congratulations, MAGA idiots.

SunMoonStars's avatar

This is no where near normal on any level. This is classic codependency and enabling. She is transferring her father on to him and expecting a sociopath to respond in kind. She is looking for attention and has gotten the worst of the worst. She will snap especially if she is fired and it appears Suzie does not want her there but I'm sure TFM does. Let's see what Malaria has to say.

josephebacon's avatar

We know what Melancholia has to say because she's keeping a long long distance from Poopy Pants...

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

that's....

yeah, she cray.

josephebacon's avatar

Sweet Jesus & The Apostles she makes Evita Peron and Eva Braun look sane...

Schmannity's avatar

Dipsomaniac keeper

ArgieBargie's avatar

"He often credits his 'two J’s' — Jennifer and Jesus — with transforming his life."

I thought Pete was against any sort of "trans."

Also too, Threesome Jesus, lol.