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Many important nobodies from the nether regions of the GOP will compete to defeat superstar clown Michael Steele and become the new world champion RNC chairman. While the current crop of contenders lacks an actual slaveowner from South Carolina like the last time around, the 2011 contestants do all have extremely stupid names, such as "Reince Priebus," whatever the hell that means. [ Washington Post ]
Will 'Reince Priebus' Defeat Michael Steele As New GOP Jackass?
The Reince Priebus is a gas-electric hybrid mass-transit vehicle that can convey up to 28 contributors to lesbian bondage-themed venues in unparalleled luxury and silence.
You know I actually thought when I read it, how many words rhyme with Remus? Besides Penus, that is.