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Spurning Beer's avatar

The Reince Priebus is a gas-electric hybrid mass-transit vehicle that can convey up to 28 contributors to lesbian bondage-themed venues in unparalleled luxury and silence.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You know I actually thought when I read it, how many words rhyme with Remus? Besides Penus, that is.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I always knew Cerebus's honeycake addiction would come to a bad end.

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