The First Lady strikes a pose Melania Trump ( remember her? ) is back! The First Lady, a nifty title until you realize it means you're married to this guy , is scheduled to make her first -- discounting spectral sightings in White House windows -- public appearance in weeks
she got off on costing the taxpayers all that secret service "I'm not moving" it seemed, like the heels to disaster zones, she feels this is beneath her.
OH, I saw one! It was a picture of Melania holding up a Washington Post dated June 8th. It had a story on the front page about how the Democrats have already conceded the mid-terms and the 2020 Presidentials due to Trump's awesomeness. See, the girl is just fine!
is it her head photo shopped onto a tense body double, or real? this is from her twitter claim of being there at the event. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
The lying fake media is making up stuff about my circumstances. SAD!I am working to Make America Great Again ... I mean "Be Best."I love you all, and I am going to get a double quarter-pounder and Diet Coke for looking after my figure. I really do weigh 239 pounds. That you can believe!
Two large-sizers on the fries. Oh, and 20 of those apple pies, with two scoops of ice cream on each one of them.THEY'RE MINE!!!!! Don't worry about the ice cream melting before I get back to my home -- the White House -- which sucks, (but whayagonna do? fahgeddibout it...) I'd rather live in my golden palace in Trump Tower -- named after me, Donald Trumpp --- in New York. Which also sucks.But as long as I can keep flying free to my beautiful, beautiful Southern White House (Southern: get it?) in beautiful Florida, I'll be there at least 20 weekends a year. Anyway, what were we talking about? I have the best memory of anyone. If you don't believe it, just ask me.Oh, the ice cream melting. I'll probably eat all of it before my special, presidential limousine for the PRESIDENT!!!! ) -- gets out of your parking lot. What? ... Burgers, fries, all the apple pies and ice cream. Before we get out of the parking lot. #IWILLEATALLTHISSHITANDALSOSTARTAWAR. While eating my snack. And don't worry, farmer, you farmers who do your work, on the farm, whatever the hell it is that you do farming. Great Americans, farmers. Whether I'm in a visiting a good, patriotic state where they ritually murder students who refuse to say our beautiful national pledge of the anthem like Idaho, or North Dakota -- or wherever you people grow cheeseburger plants -- whose votes I want, or even Greenland or my golf course in Scotland, I will be thinking about you people who grow that stuff and push things in the ground and sit around doing nothing for six months while it grows. Sad.So lazy, these people, always wanting some god in the sky to make sure they make a living.Also silicone that I love so much. I am focusing my next new tax cut on those who grow and process silicone.
You know the "location" filming for the remake(Kidman) of Stepford Wives was in Bedminster NJ around the time they got married...probably had to send the Mala Norma replicant in for a check up...Nexus 3!
Still tinkering with the "programming" of the Fake Be Best model... copy of an earlier mode...but new and improved I hear with an upgraded plagiarism program...and shit.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
or gold star families 2017... tone deaf, imperious, what her cult followers call "private". she does not do little people meetings very well.
she got off on costing the taxpayers all that secret service "I'm not moving" it seemed, like the heels to disaster zones, she feels this is beneath her.
OH, I saw one! It was a picture of Melania holding up a Washington Post dated June 8th. It had a story on the front page about how the Democrats have already conceded the mid-terms and the 2020 Presidentials due to Trump's awesomeness. See, the girl is just fine!
is it her head photo shopped onto a tense body double, or real? this is from her twitter claim of being there at the event. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
They tend to be lovely.
One of our two last collies was our Gus, who was not the brightest but devoted all his brain cells to being kind and sweet.
She skipped Mammorial* Day?! Why does she hate da troopes???
* That first day of spring when its warm enough for women to wear stuff that shows off their ladyboobs.
The lying fake media is making up stuff about my circumstances. SAD!I am working to Make America Great Again ... I mean "Be Best."I love you all, and I am going to get a double quarter-pounder and Diet Coke for looking after my figure. I really do weigh 239 pounds. That you can believe!
Don't forget your fries.
Two large-sizers on the fries. Oh, and 20 of those apple pies, with two scoops of ice cream on each one of them.THEY'RE MINE!!!!! Don't worry about the ice cream melting before I get back to my home -- the White House -- which sucks, (but whayagonna do? fahgeddibout it...) I'd rather live in my golden palace in Trump Tower -- named after me, Donald Trumpp --- in New York. Which also sucks.But as long as I can keep flying free to my beautiful, beautiful Southern White House (Southern: get it?) in beautiful Florida, I'll be there at least 20 weekends a year. Anyway, what were we talking about? I have the best memory of anyone. If you don't believe it, just ask me.Oh, the ice cream melting. I'll probably eat all of it before my special, presidential limousine for the PRESIDENT!!!! ) -- gets out of your parking lot. What? ... Burgers, fries, all the apple pies and ice cream. Before we get out of the parking lot. #IWILLEATALLTHISSHITANDALSOSTARTAWAR. While eating my snack. And don't worry, farmer, you farmers who do your work, on the farm, whatever the hell it is that you do farming. Great Americans, farmers. Whether I'm in a visiting a good, patriotic state where they ritually murder students who refuse to say our beautiful national pledge of the anthem like Idaho, or North Dakota -- or wherever you people grow cheeseburger plants -- whose votes I want, or even Greenland or my golf course in Scotland, I will be thinking about you people who grow that stuff and push things in the ground and sit around doing nothing for six months while it grows. Sad.So lazy, these people, always wanting some god in the sky to make sure they make a living.Also silicone that I love so much. I am focusing my next new tax cut on those who grow and process silicone.
It's not her. It is a special item flown in from Stepford. Melania is on vacation with the Obamas. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Wheew Donnie!Time for a Valium.
You know the "location" filming for the remake(Kidman) of Stepford Wives was in Bedminster NJ around the time they got married...probably had to send the Mala Norma replicant in for a check up...Nexus 3!
Still tinkering with the "programming" of the Fake Be Best model... copy of an earlier mode...but new and improved I hear with an upgraded plagiarism program...and shit.
But wouldn't it be "suspect behavior" for her to be like you know in the same bedroom(nudge, wink) as him?
or was she kidney punched?