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Are all 12 wearing orange, by any chance? Because that would be a good thing.

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You just know this guy's gonna weigh in at a cool 250 lbs in about 20 years, so why not get started now?

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Bingo.

On a related note, how long can it be before GOPtard legislators exempt their paychecks from garnishment?

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

What's that banjo music?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Fox said all of Smith’s paycheck goes to child support every month. “Don’t you wish all men would do that?” Fox said.</i>

Definitely "Father of the Year" material. Obviously her life is going to be one long Frank Capra movie. As soon as her fiancé gets out of jail, that is.

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