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paul's avatar

Lots of advancements start with the military before going mainstream. We are test subjects. If testosterone treatment plays out in the military, it might not be long before congresspeople and others are tested to determine whether or not they are manly enough to serve or even have a job. I know FOTUS would fail that test.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

"The truth is, nobody knows yet what President Trump will ultimately say..."

Quite possibly the only true statement that has ever come out of Leavitt. Sundowning grandpa is almost certainly going to wonder off topic.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

he'll wander off topic with in the first few sentences.

He's doing this in prime sundown time.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"wander off topic"? Will he ever be ON topic?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

The topic is "mental deterioration," and he is going to be on topic all night.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Or you could spend your time reading this:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/naked_mole_rats

Really anything is better than Trump's lies.

The Wanderer's avatar

And so, the Skaven are created . . .

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Bald screaming foreskin beavers!

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Yeah you have a banner, you ran like cowards in ‘82 so fuck right off.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Trains run on time? These asshats can’t even muster the federal muscle to stop a major food-borne illness outbreak. Incompetence I what they’re all about. I can’t wait to see our wonderful oligarch-owned press credulously reporting every word fucktator says /s.

josephebacon's avatar

Killer Kennedy rubs his hands with glee as he sees "the weak" being culled from the herd...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

You know, that’s nice but people are being harmed and killed, when does vengeance and justice kick in?

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

We need our lights in order to have the courage to fight for change. None of our rights have been gifted to us by enlightened rulers, they were fought for by people a lot like us.

Kinda paraphrasing Utah Phillips there.

Craig Nixon's avatar

UUP was a prophet.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

When enough Americans are so desperate nothing else matters.

EyeQueue's avatar

I hope that point comes soon.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Shut down Starbucks and there'd be revolt in the streets.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Probably won't help my descendants escape when Earth becomes uninhabitable, but it's still interesting.

𝗘𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵-𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲

𝘚𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/jul/16/atmosphere-lhs-1140b-exoplanet-could-water-scientists

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

We should send Elon to investigate.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

The Phillys game is moved up an hour. You can barely see downtown from the ballpark.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I'm sure it is completely safe to exercise in those conditions, uh huh.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I'm sitting outside, smoking.

Fuck it.

weejee's avatar

Will fans be allowed to wear serious air filtration masks?

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

I’m shocked they’re still playing it.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Ain't nobody tuning in on CBS.

VaselineHabits's avatar

That's interesting... let's see if it holds.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

OTOH, these are the chickenshits:

"A spokesperson for the third major U.S. networks, CBS, did not respond to Reuters questions about whether it planned to carry the address live. CNN and Fox News also did not respond to a request for comment."

Assholes...

"M"'s avatar

I'd LIKE to think Jake Tapper & CNN had Senator Jon Ossoff on as a pre-buttal

https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3mqs5febqpb24

But maybe not, because, you know, Jake Tapper

weejee's avatar

Will those networks give AOC equal time to rebut the butt?

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Kamala should sue them, just for kicks.

"M"'s avatar

Y'all! Nice Times

𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧 𝐈𝐨𝐰𝐚. 𝐒𝐨 𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡-𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐈𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝-𝐈𝐧

https://www.contrabandcamp.com/p/book-bans-are-surging-in-iowa-so

and if you want to make a donation so that the kids can read more banned books, that is fabulous (and tax-deductible, and will be matched through this link) too

https://www.1619freedomschool.org/donate

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Love her. What a fantastic idea. The things people object to is insane. I missed a trivia question on banned books because the answer was Junie B. Jones. WTF?

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I'm SO glad the Freedom Schools are back! The kids held a march for mental health awareness yesterday 💙

Mysterysurf's avatar

Reggae pioneer Desmond Dekker was born on this day in 1942. Here are Desmond Dekker And The Aces with "Rudy Got Soul":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TMIhC7FNpE

Here they are with "007 (Shantytown)":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpVxwWQjIy0

eppe's avatar
12mEdited

Oh Oh Seven, and Ocean's Eleven. You take your rhymes from wherever you can get them.

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

If you live in one of the areas out east where the smoke that’s currently over Michigan is headed, my advice is get any air purifiers you have up and running at max and close all windows and plug up any gaps with wet towels as best you can ASAP.

My bedroom air purifier, which is almost never less that 100% clean on the status meter and rarely runs at a speed setting higher than 2 out of 5 has been between 85-90% all day even running it at non stop full blast.

DaveB's avatar

We’re now at 233 AQI in Minneapolis. A couple hours ago it was 355.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I think it tops out at 500, because that's where it's been all day in Cheboygan...

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

We just passed 300. Looks like it’ll be tomorrow morning before it starts coming down.

Oy!'s avatar

NOW you tell us! 😃

The sky has been yellow in Boston for 2-3 days now.

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

It came out of nowhere last night.

It’s likely to get a lot worse out there in the next few days.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

I'm having flashbacks to living in Montana, and not being able to see my car 50 feet away in the parking lot after work.

haven't seen ash fall yet, but this feels close to that down here in Chicago.

paul's avatar

Military Leaders, note that Kegseth is authorizing testosterone level testing. AUTHORIZING. That is not the same as MANDATING.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Well, of course not.

“Man dates” are for sissies.

paul's avatar

Isn't that gender affirming care that repubs hate?

Queen Méabh's avatar

I just discovered that there is an elementary school in St. Louis named after President Barack Obama. That's way better than the elementary school I attended 65 years ago, which was named after General Robert E. Lee (it was renamed a few years ago).

Oy!'s avatar

My elementary school was named after Ralph Waldo Emerson. Different time . . .

(Of all the crap that sycophantic MAGA Republican cultists will try to name after Trump there will definitely not be any schools (or libraries, hospitals, research centers.)

EyeQueue's avatar

So was my daughter's junior high.

CzechJournalists's avatar

the high school in San Antonio is now Legacy of Educational Excellence. Austin didn't rename Robert E Lee Road until 2018 (it was right by Zilker Park).

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Eons ago, I taught at Jefferson Davis High School in Houston.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Meanwhile, I went to Thomas Jefferson junior high school.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

The cat picture makes me think of the French proverb that says that no woman is cold who knows herself to be well dressed.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

On “The Five” tonight, domestic abuser wrestling guy panelist Tyrus said that it’s very clear we have a testosterone crisis in this country because a lot more young men are watching documentaries instead of lifting weights. Proof positive that conservatives really hate smart people, period, and consider a lobotomy to be “gender affirming care.”

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

What if they lift weights while watching documentaries?

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Cranial atrophy is the goal. Anything else is nerdmaxxing.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Teenage boys are in crisis. "I know, give them testosterone!"

eppe's avatar

And "energy" drinks.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

ANYTHING BUT BOOKS! BOOKS MAKE YOU GHEY!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

And definitely don't teach them to manage their emotions.

42tontom's avatar

I can almost see the lil monkey banging cymbals together inside his head as he says that.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

The monkey's cymbals are misaligned, so it's all just the sound of failure: whoosh-whoosh-whoosh.

eppe's avatar

Brains versus barbells, the new "Two Solitudes".

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

You just know this asshole got an erection from beating the crap out of the honor students every time he repeated the tenth grade.