Will U.S. Trade Hot Russian Spies For Whatever U.S. Spies?
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We've heard on a Numbers Station (the Internet) that Washington and Moscow are about to trade spies back and forth, proving again to the world that post-Cold War secret agent work is a joke. (Therealspying is done over the Internet, using "hackers" and "the band Phish" and other deeply unseemly technologies.) The question remains, however: Will the American spies traded for the captured dumb-but-hot Russian spies be equally as hot? Does the CIA have some weird eugenics program that makes the kind of attractive Americans who could pass for Europeans or whatever?
Will U.S. Trade Hot Russian Spies For Whatever U.S. Spies?
Will U.S. Trade Hot Russian Spies For…
Will U.S. Trade Hot Russian Spies For Whatever U.S. Spies?
We've heard on a Numbers Station (the Internet) that Washington and Moscow are about to trade spies back and forth, proving again to the world that post-Cold War secret agent work is a joke. (Therealspying is done over the Internet, using "hackers" and "the band Phish" and other deeply unseemly technologies.) The question remains, however: Will the American spies traded for the captured dumb-but-hot Russian spies be equally as hot? Does the CIA have some weird eugenics program that makes the kind of attractive Americans who could pass for Europeans or whatever?