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Doug Langley's avatar

VERY law degrees!! Why, the degrees are so law that global warming MUST be a hoax!

Zyxomma's avatar

Me balance my checkbook? That's what accountants are for!

Zyxomma's avatar

Three sticks is because he's Robert Swan Mueller III.

Cat Cafe's avatar

It's a slight misunderstanding, they are doing things out of a sense of "doody"

Cat Cafe's avatar

More like the South American dictator in the In-Laws (the original one, with Falk and Arkin) SERPENTINE SHELDON is what I am saying

RobespierreHoo's avatar

Tiffany will, after she graduates from Georgetown. She is also the Trump spawn least likely to be incarcerated.

RobespierreHoo's avatar

I would price it more around two-pence.

RobespierreHoo's avatar

Nick name among "brick agents "at the Bureau.

Molly Hatchet's avatar

Those are the new invisible lines: "More than Just the Lenses"!

Molly Hatchet's avatar

"A Barr walks into a bar and says I'll have an A.G. Special.""What's that?", says the barkeep."It's a shot of career poison, with a dash of recusal.""We don't have any of that", the mixologist says, "But I can give you a 'Slimey Bunk' "."Never heard of it; what's that?'"Something you'll end up in if you take that job."

Leftflank's avatar

I knew there wasn't 3 sticks in his name. I thought that maybe he had some sort of past in hockey ; )

Leftflank's avatar

Thank you too. Its funny that he never goes or is called out by that.

Leftflank's avatar

Shit, 5 bucks says that Ayers is involved in the conspiracy and he's just trying to get while the gettins good.

ken_kukec's avatar

... the kind of guy two lawyers have to meet with at the same time because he's really bad about lying to his lawyers ...

The two lawyers thing isn't so much a matter of concern over Trump lying to his lawyers -- that's pretty much par for the course -- as it is the lawyers' concern that he will later lie about what he told the lawyers.

It's the same reason the Feds always come in pairs when they brace a suspect.