Go get all those guns and quaaludes you keep locked up in the shitter, because it's time for the latest Wonkette Art Contest! Random House has sent us two autographed copies of Friend of Wonkette Rachel Maddow's new book,Drift, an empirical study of floating wood patterns in the Missouri River between 1876 to 1912. No no no, we're thinking of the latest POLITICO EBOOK... this Maddow one's about
<i>Your Wonkette editorial staff will pick the winner based on whatever.</i>
That kind of thing really needs a safe word.
Paint or Photoship? Pshaw!
<a href="http:\/\/www.gimp.org\/" target="_blank">GIMP</a> or GTFO.