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TundraGrifter's avatar

I checked Google Images and she's been all over the place. Yes, it does look like at one time she was pretty. Then she got her first boob job, then she had some face work, then she had the boobs removed, then replaced...

She's been under the knife more than a pullet at Chick-fil-A.

TundraGrifter's avatar

She'd better be wearing some lead shoes. She goes outside, she's heading for the sky faster than the house in "Up."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think the above pic was a couple of surgeries ago, because now she's gone full-Barbie in the face too. <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/jenna-vs-vintagebarbie.jpg" target="_blank">Compare.</a>

bobbert's avatar

Jesus. She was never exactly "cute", but all the bodmods have left her looking like a parody of Mme Tussaud's. OTOH, she's evidently achieved financial security, so best of British luck to her.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Her tits look like they want to GTFO.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

By her "mismatched boobies", I assume you're referring to her Repubican admiration for Michele Bachmann and Steve King.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don't listen to her. It's the silicon talking.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.” Slut.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Jenna's just impressed that Mitt's sucked more dick than she has.

Joshua Norton's avatar

How does she walk? Or even sit up?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Now you know where the money shot <i>really</i> gets deposited.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That body + Patton's Army + hard road.

Argh. I know I can do this, but it's just not coming. [pours another shot]

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"If you like taking it in the ass, you want a Republican in the White House."