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Nothing Gai there, just dead hookers.

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If your beard grows more than a half-inch, you're officially Muslim.

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And the Catholics on the court aren't biased.

Fischer proves that humans can have negative IQs.

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Fischer should recuse himself from commenting on this subject, since he's so obviously biased.

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I want in on the Big Gay IPO. I see great growth potential.

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...considering that Scalia and Thomas love to moonlight on the speaker circuit for every Neo Fascist conservative group in existences, this guy may want to rethink what categorizes as impartial!

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What did the RWNJ's have to say about this incident? <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/18/scalia.recusal/">http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW...

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Clearly, only a court comprised entirely of asexual judges can come to an unbiased decision.

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<i>"In fact, <b>he</b> would be violating federal law if he didn’t"</i>

Obviously does not apply to girl justices.

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...Scalia is clearly a <strong>GOAT FUCKER</strong> so I will expect that he will recuse himself from any goat related cases?!

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Are you also giving away ... <i>(looks around room)</i> ... 40W lightbulbs, one man's black left glove (long story), dishes?

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Scalia reproduced!? First, eeewww. Second, shows heterosexual bias. Third, eeeewwww.

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Prove that does <i>not</i> happen!

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<em>[Any] justice who has tipped his hand on how he would vote on same-sex “marriage,” any justice who has taken sides, any justice whose ability to be objective on the matter in question, has a legal, moral, ethical and professional duty to withdraw.</em>

And Scalia's dissent in <em>U.S. v. Windsor</em> doesn't "tip his hand" as to how he would rule?

Oh wait, he agrees with you. So no problem there.

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Fischer also says <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/fischer-jesus-would-support-use-torture" target="_blank">Jesus supports torture</a>. Who can forget the Gospel of Master X? <i>"More nails," cried out the Lord. Lo, I did as he commanded.</i>

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I have long been in favor of castrating about half of them.

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