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So other than ridicule (which has exactly zero worth) whaddya got? How do you explain away what's clearly visible? Now's your chance, since apparently you couldn't be bothered to construct even a basic rebuttal to the claim, which is backed up by visual evidence.

Give us your alternative explanation. Let me offer a few freebies, you can expand on them if you like:

She ran out of tampons and had to borrow one of Godzilla's.

She had her womb surgically replaced with a meat grinder, and that's an *actual* bratwurst poking out, there.

Her vagina is a dwarf ranch.

Feel free. Go on. Wow us with alternative explanations.

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I picture some guy in his darkened room flipping through slides of penis after penis after penis, and then that one of Michelle Obama.

"Up, and to the right. Up and to the right"

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Does the noise in my head bother you?

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Kind of a professional courtesy?

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We try not to do that here, because (1) it really isn't that funny anymore, and (2)... actually, that's enough, isn't it?

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If we could ever figure out what the fuck gommorrahy is, that might change.

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Clickthrough problem. Imma never click on anything more than maybe .2 Timecube.

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“her parents presented her as a girl from infancy? Why on earth would they do that?”

Obviously for the same reason that Barry Soetero's parents planted the birth notice in the Hawaiian newspaper.

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It's not worth any more than a drone strike. Sorry, innocent family living next door.

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Yup! FLOTUS Michelle is 5"11, so the shoulders are perfect. My daughter is 5'9, with large shoulders that FIT! Where do these idjits comes up with the really, really bad stereo typing? Get a real life and stop wondering about everyone elses. Jeesh!

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At least the "angry black woman" meme is dead.

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Not so fast: <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/14/republican-...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/...

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From "The Testimony of the Two Witnesses” http://testimonyofthetwowit...(the True Roman Catholic Faith - under Petrus Romanus - the Last True Pope)

Hahahahahahahahahaha. These two are ridiculous. reminds me of Folie à deux (/fɒˈli ə ˈduː/; French pronunciation: ​[fɔli a dø]; French for "a madness shared by two"

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Someone has been watching too many Austin Powers movies.

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What does Ann Coulter say?

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Not the only atrophied organ...

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