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saintlegion's avatar

So other than ridicule (which has exactly zero worth) whaddya got? How do you explain away what's clearly visible? Now's your chance, since apparently you couldn't be bothered to construct even a basic rebuttal to the claim, which is backed up by visual evidence.

Give us your alternative explanation. Let me offer a few freebies, you can expand on them if you like:

She ran out of tampons and had to borrow one of Godzilla's.

She had her womb surgically replaced with a meat grinder, and that's an *actual* bratwurst poking out, there.

Her vagina is a dwarf ranch.

Feel free. Go on. Wow us with alternative explanations.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I picture some guy in his darkened room flipping through slides of penis after penis after penis, and then that one of Michelle Obama.

"Up, and to the right. Up and to the right"

bobbert's avatar

Does the noise in my head bother you?

bobbert's avatar

Kind of a professional courtesy?

bobbert's avatar

We try not to do that here, because (1) it really isn't that funny anymore, and (2)... actually, that's enough, isn't it?

bobbert's avatar

If we could ever figure out what the fuck gommorrahy is, that might change.

bobbert's avatar

Clickthrough problem. Imma never click on anything more than maybe .2 Timecube.

bobbert's avatar

“her parents presented her as a girl from infancy? Why on earth would they do that?”

Obviously for the same reason that Barry Soetero's parents planted the birth notice in the Hawaiian newspaper.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's not worth any more than a drone strike. Sorry, innocent family living next door.

SpideySenser's avatar

Yup! FLOTUS Michelle is 5"11, so the shoulders are perfect. My daughter is 5'9, with large shoulders that FIT! Where do these idjits comes up with the really, really bad stereo typing? Get a real life and stop wondering about everyone elses. Jeesh!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

At least the "angry black woman" meme is dead.

lovelydestruction's avatar

From "The Testimony of the Two Witnesses” http://testimonyofthetwowit...(the True Roman Catholic Faith - under Petrus Romanus - the Last True Pope)

Hahahahahahahahahaha. These two are ridiculous. reminds me of Folie à deux (/fɒˈli ə ˈduː/; French pronunciation: ​[fɔli a dø]; French for "a madness shared by two"

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Someone has been watching too many Austin Powers movies.

diogenez's avatar

What does Ann Coulter say?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Not the only atrophied organ...