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That is so <i>wrong.</i>

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I've got the "sleeper" part down.

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an' a cuppa coff - <i>regulah</i>

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Bundy Ranch, for one

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COOOBRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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If I ever travel to wingnuttistan, maybe I'll have to leave my Che Guevara T-shirt at home.

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It's like the wingnuts never heard of Photoshop.

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<a href="http:\/\/blocs.cpnl.cat\/devegadesxerremcatala\/files\/2012\/01\/ladr_C3_B3n.jpg" target="_blank">Here</a> is a photo of the guy who broke into my house last night

(Not shown: logo on the back of his shirt that reads "Bad Guy")

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They're one elevator punch away...

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You'd think it would have been a Deli in New Mexico

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No, they're in Houston to seize the oil refineries.

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Were they carrying large bags marked "RICIN" and large cartoon explosives marked "BOMB", or is that just James O'Keefe?

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Attention wingnuts. GI Joe cartoons are not documentaries. Repeat. NOT documentaries.

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Back in my day ISIS was one hot gal that went by the name Joanne Cameron and was on with Shazam but then we elected Hussien Obama and the world makes no sense Damn it all

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Maybe all Isis needs to calm down is a place to get a nice sandwich.

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