Some days the Wonkette tipline brings in an abundance of pure batshit craziness, but seldom does quite such a large helping of it arrive in a single dose like the incredibly long email we received over the weekend from self-appointed Clinton inquisitor Robert Morrow of Austin, Texas.
Well if it's true that Bill was that "busy" then where did he find the time to be impeached? ASLO, TWO, when would Hillz have baked all of those cookies if she truly had been similarly occupied?
Oh give the girl a break, she was just a kid. Besides, If she had been a Member of the House, this would have been regarded as a serious floor speech. As it turned out, she later went on to become a speechwriter for a half-term <strike> grifter </strike> governor.
You could remove the party from that statement and extend the sentiment back 3 centuries. John Adams and James Madison were freakish outsiders in DC because they actually liked their wives.
You know you&#039;re pretty far gone when the voices in your head are &ldquo;most or all of the high level political and journalistic insiders&rdquo; in Washington DC.&quot;
Any of you other oldz remember that VHS tape that was making the rounds in the mid 90&#039;s implicating Clinton in cocaine smuggling, prostitution and murder (not just Vince Foster). Man, that was a blockbuster. It was even introduced by a sitting congressman, if I recall correctly.
I&#039;d like to know why people hate on &quot;Ado&quot; so much. Time after time I&#039;ve heard people say &quot;Without further ado...&quot;
What&#039;s wrong with a little more ado now and then? Also.
Nicely put.
Well if it&#039;s true that Bill was that &quot;busy&quot; then where did he find the time to be impeached? ASLO, TWO, when would Hillz have baked all of those cookies if she truly had been similarly occupied?
Better stand back...
Oh give the girl a break, she was just a kid. Besides, If she had been a Member of the House, this would have been regarded as a serious floor speech. As it turned out, she later went on to become a speechwriter for a half-term <strike> grifter </strike> governor.
The correct term is &quot;Americiums&quot; -- because we&#039;re so hot, we&#039;re radioactive. Baby.
&ldquo;We&rsquo;re convinced: Robert Morrow desperately needs a new hobby.&rdquo;
If by hobby you mean medication and round the clock supervision, then yes. He needs heavy doses of hobby.
What if Webb and Bill were twins sons of different mothers?
You could remove the party from that statement and extend the sentiment back 3 centuries. John Adams and James Madison were freakish outsiders in DC because they actually liked their wives.
The results are in!!! When it comes to 33 year old Chelsea Fidels cigar you are not the father
You know you&#039;re pretty far gone when the voices in your head are &ldquo;most or all of the high level political and journalistic insiders&rdquo; in Washington DC.&quot;
You have to ask?
&quot;Father of our country.&quot; (Move over, George.)
Yeah . . . the kind of articulate that lets her tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue.
Conspiracy theories have been whirling around in Morrow&#039;s blender of a brain for years . . . there is no way to further mix them up.
Any of you other oldz remember that VHS tape that was making the rounds in the mid 90&#039;s implicating Clinton in cocaine smuggling, prostitution and murder (not just Vince Foster). Man, that was a blockbuster. It was even introduced by a sitting congressman, if I recall correctly.
I&#039;d like to know why people hate on &quot;Ado&quot; so much. Time after time I&#039;ve heard people say &quot;Without further ado...&quot;
What&#039;s wrong with a little more ado now and then? Also.