When God decided that fundamentalist Christians would have to be poor and obese, he gave them a consolation prize: Their churches could have tacky letterboard signs out front, just like those equipment rental warehouses out on the frontage road or county highway. These signs are used to share comical slogans with the heathens who race by in their fancy foreign cars with "airbags" and "valid registrations." One such church in South Carolina recently put up this great message:
Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign
Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church…
Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign
When God decided that fundamentalist Christians would have to be poor and obese, he gave them a consolation prize: Their churches could have tacky letterboard signs out front, just like those equipment rental warehouses out on the frontage road or county highway. These signs are used to share comical slogans with the heathens who race by in their fancy foreign cars with "airbags" and "valid registrations." One such church in South Carolina recently put up this great message: