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Ambignostic's avatar

No one knows who they were or what they were doing. But their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... and if they come from the Gulf of Mexico, they come packed in oil.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Be warned: I found the Big Musical Theatre chapters tedious, but it picks up again after that. I'm pretty sure that's not a spoiler.

My favorite MLP sci-fi treatment, however, is Friendship is Optimal, one of those rare fanfics in which MLP remains a work of fiction within the world of the story. Things start going bad when a game designer creates an entirely too efficient AI, modeled on Princess Celestia, to rule over a game world built for Hasbro. Its mission? To maximize happiness through friendship and ponies. Whether you want to be maximized or not. (I'd also recommend the spinoff fic, "Always Say No")

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Neither. Moses Brown.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I am so tired of stupid people being treated like geniuses just because they dress their stupidity up in religion.

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JamesMichaelCurley's avatar

Is that the anti-gay water I have been hearing about?

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Alex Grey's avatar

Thank you again, for more reads...

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Alex Grey's avatar

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Larry Linn's avatar

Former alter-boy George Carlin said, “Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burningand torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.”

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Jeremy Weller's avatar

you people are a complete waste of space! I thought I was going to get educated on something, and just find the typical liberal bs that only you kind of idiots would buy. you people are a special kind of dumb. any of you know just how much water has been released into the bay?? no?? idiots!

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pwlsax's avatar

or so called "righteous" anger. which is becoming harder and harder to separate from religion, and indeed probably IS many people's religion whether they know it or not.

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pwlsax's avatar

nekkid Prager is a bad idea. he already shows his ass every time he is before the public.

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pwlsax's avatar

He's like a smiley spokesmuppet for our oligarchic overlords.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not even in his "Buy gold now at higher-than-market rates, and get rich quick!" ads?

Oh, right ... he leaves out some of that. The Mammon part, in fact.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thank Cod it's over. It was giving me a haddock.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sending him my concentrated homeopathic water. It comes in a tiny bottle, but it remembers being in a bigger one.

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