CHRISTMAS BONE ZONE Here is a guy who is going to have a Merry Holiday! Excuse us, CHRISTMAS, A MERRY FUCKING GODDAMNED CHRISTMAS is what he is going to have, because Donald Trump has rescinded the Obama-era regulation that banned Christmas. It is Pennsylvania GOP Rep. Mike Kelly, and he has decked his balls with holly and he's making out with a Trump-flavored buttplug under the mistletoe, all because of Trump! Yes, indeedy, Kelly told Fox News Trump TV that Trump has made America so great again that this Christmas, people in Pittsburgh are DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH about Trump, fully "erect" now that we have a REAL president.