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Because they're harder to find than unicorns

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(I got a gurl crush on her)

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I just read a lot of "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" long before brief experimentation

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So Virginia has medical marijuana dispensaries starting Jan 1, 2021?(I heard it from a patient, I don't spliff--not that there is anything wrong with it on your own time.)

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I was just reading about tardigrades having incredible DNA repair mechanisms.

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I wuz all excited to get double stimulus moneez yesterday only to find they corrected themselves and withdrew it. I'm glad I didn't spend it already.

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I used to live across the street from Jim Harbaugh and his family when we were in high school and his dad had just gotten a head coaching job in Kalamazoo and asked us if we wanted to go to college in Western Michigan. Really nice family. 30 years later at the high school reunion, Jim at least pretended well that he remembered me.

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whenever I read Russian Lit, I get more depressed than usual. Will reading this change my mind?

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5. Profit??

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the Bison starting to fight after they got out of the trailer reminds me of my twins after they were born

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what happened to Dana Perino's face? It looks like she has had way too much plastic surgery

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It's amazing how much concentrated energy it takes to be stupid as it does to be intelligent.

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When I was in jail, I read this, Crime and Punishment, The Idiot, and Demons. My first foray into Russian literature. Karamozov was the only one I went back to and read it 3 times.

It reads like a Neil Simon play if that helps. over the top characters racing about being outlandish and absurd. I found it funny as hell. I heard that it depends on the translation, mine was Garnett's.

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yuk. what a twunt

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Besides being a huge load of crap, this ad is yet another GOP attempt to steal a term created by the left (a la "politically correct", "fake news", "cancel culture") and ruin it by using it against us. Let's not let them get away with it this time!

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"passionate" = are you available for 80 hour work weeks?

"marketing" =/= "sales".if you'll be making 100 calls a day to businesses, and the bulk of yr salary depends on getting them to buy s#it, then yr position is in sales.

also to be retired:"ninja", "guru", "wizard" and any other like term.

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