Now that Terry Jones is apparently Florida's #1 Muslin-loving chickenshit, the question still remains: Is there a more respectful way to showcase one's deep-seated hatred of the Muslim faith, or is burnin' some Queerans at your trailer park swamp church on 9/11 really the proper way to go, as far as "etiquette" is concerned? Americans -- filthy slobs that they are, and always will be -- never went to cotillion, where you learn things like the correct way to "dispose" of an unwanted Koran, how to push in a Koran's chair, or how to dance the macarena with it. Luckily for us, some wingnut with a blogspot Geocities page took a Multicultural Diversity Sensitivity course at Glenn Beck University, so he knows there is only one (1) thing you can actually "do" with a Koran, without being massively disrespectful to Muslim people. (Hint: It involves lighting all the Korans on fire, forever.)
Hell, just put random squiggly lines on it and tell the wingnuts it's Arabic writin'. Bonus point: actual muslins might find this display of ignorance amusing.
I haven't seen logic this convoluted since watching that scene in "Animal House" where Otter tells the hearing that by punishing the fraternity, they are bad-mouthing America and the frat members walk out humming America the Beautiful. That, and Palin's interview with Katie Couric.
Just when you think the circumstances can’t get any more stupid, in jumps the next lower rung of the evolution ladder. Gah! Gah I say!
So is a "Studnet" like that Situation dude from "Jersey Shore"?
Hell, just put random squiggly lines on it and tell the wingnuts it's Arabic writin'. Bonus point: actual muslins might find this display of ignorance amusing.
I haven't seen logic this convoluted since watching that scene in "Animal House" where Otter tells the hearing that by punishing the fraternity, they are bad-mouthing America and the frat members walk out humming America the Beautiful. That, and Palin's interview with Katie Couric.