Hola wonquistadors, and welcome to our new and possibly semi-regular feature we call That's Our Katie! wherein we take a look at the lies that syphilitic skunk dick Katie Pavlich allows to drip from her face hole onto the pages of Townhall.com.
Oh gosh, I remember that too! That's what happens when you have no social life as a teenager- Saturday night, you're home watching SNL with your mom.
I felt it was my patriotic duty to check, and I was able to surmise with the goggly that her legs are acceptable newsblonde material.
I also found that there are more pictures on the interwebs of her playing with assault weapons than there are of her legs, which I'm sure will appeal to Ailes' target demographic.
Not so much "ignoring complicated subjects" as reducing them to bumper-sticker-sized concepts -- for which she has teatard knee-jerk reactions in stock.
You don't need to really be blonde, as long as you spend dozens of hours and thousands of your hard-earned Fox dollars maintaining the illusion.
Oh gosh, I remember that too! That's what happens when you have no social life as a teenager- Saturday night, you're home watching SNL with your mom.
Hey! It's true until someone finds out it's not!
THAT is one of my favorite songs of all time. (I'm assuming, I haven't even clicked on the link yet)
To be fair, I was kind of a moron when I was her age, too.
(And why are we listening to a 25 year old hate monger, exactly?)
I felt it was my patriotic duty to check, and I was able to surmise with the goggly that her legs are acceptable newsblonde material.
I also found that there are more pictures on the interwebs of her playing with assault weapons than there are of her legs, which I'm sure will appeal to Ailes' target demographic.
There is a pod farm somewhere hatching these things.
It is really a shame to see such ugliness and evil in one so young. Truly. That said, fuck you, you racist little bag of stupid.
You lost me at "grifter."
Just sayin'...
NEVER EVER GO TO THE COMMENTS!
Not so much "ignoring complicated subjects" as reducing them to bumper-sticker-sized concepts -- for which she has teatard knee-jerk reactions in stock.
A perfect Faux Newsblonde! Call from Roger Ailes in 3, 2, 1 ...
"What has been occupying Katie’s skull in recent weeks?"
Assumes facts not in evidence. I will need a CAT scan to prove there is something actually in there beyond empty space.
<i>Adegbile did not &ldquo;work tirelessly&rdquo; to free a guilty murderer.</i>
He totes did! In the same way the Founding Fathers[tm] worked tirelessly until slavery was eliminated from a slim majority of their plantations.
You don&#039;t need to really be blonde, as long as you spend dozens of hours and thousands of your hard-earned Fox dollars maintaining the illusion.