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ThatDale's avatar

Girls Scouts in prison? Wasn't there a movie like that?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Well, thanks a lot, now I have to clear the tentacles out of my toilet AGAIN...

bobbert's avatar

Seriously, though, Future Lesbians of America is awe-inspiring.

bobbert's avatar

That's beautiful. But now I'm trying to figure out what the conduit-looking things are. Crutches? Two weed-whackers? Supports for the simulated little girl doll?

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

If my daughter was a lesbian, I hope she figures it out before she is 24. I would hate to have her miss out meeting a good partner or several years of good experiences just because of the pressure to be "normal." Same hopes for my son if he realizes that he is gay.

ThatDale's avatar

Thank G-D that Needful Things is back on top of... well, things.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Know what else will turn your daughter into a gay witch, or at least a lesbian something or other?"

Hanging out with Buffy Sommers the Vampire Slayer?

PubOption's avatar

Does it take 120 days to eat a case?

unionthuggery's avatar

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

It's Just Toomush's avatar

sleeper lesbians.....so delightful....do they get special pajamas with footees?...

unionthuggery's avatar

quod finalis parte est gravis, cum frigistis es.

kindness's avatar

My local Priest raves about those.

kindness's avatar

I would love to Muff Dive to get to those cookies. Isn't that kinda 70's though?

unionthuggery's avatar

It's a plot by Subaru to overtake their competitors. All of those sleeper lesbians lawyers will awaken from stasis all at the same, coincidentally when Subaru releases a nice top shelf luxury sedan. In other words;Step 1: Put 20 something Lesbian Lawyers in stasis;Step 2: ...?Step 3: Profit