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ThatDale's avatar

Thank G-D that Needful Things is back on top of... well, things.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

sleeper lesbians.....so delightful....do they get special pajamas with footees?...

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

My quitting drinking may have something to do with it...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

We'll find out when we read those e-mails!....(FUX News Alert)...

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ThatDale's avatar

Girls Scouts in prison? Wasn't there a movie like that?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Jump rope.

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H0mer0's avatar

I was really hungry after mine.(oops, TMI) Funny story, when we had to watch that movie to be adequately counseled according to the law, there were three other couples in which the female was Asiatic and the male was Caucasian. I described each of the couples as comprised of "generic white guy with Asian female." Reminds me of a terrible joke about two Wongs not making a white....

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Logic of Color's avatar

"6, 7 and 8-year-old kids walking these hallways" sounds so nefarious. Like little danny cruising around the hotel on his big wheel

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John Norris's avatar

Swanson:

“I would say ninety-five percent of parents who care about their little girls do not want them being lesbians at twenty-four years of age.”Is it exactly 24 years old? Is 23 years, 9 months, 2 weeks, and 4days close enough? True Concerned Parents (tm) want to know.

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H0mer0's avatar

oh, I thought you were referring to this...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I am actually chuffed that they changed the recipe. For one thing, my vegan offspring can eat Thin Mints again, a pleasure denied him for the last few years, and in addition to the happiness Thin Mints themselves bring, just the thought of mainstream food makers taking vegans seriously makes him happier still...and believe me...a happy vegan munching on minty goodness is much to be preferred over a sullen, miserable vegan jealously watching every cookie you nom and trembling on the verge of calling you bloodmouth over a few Samoas.

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H0mer0's avatar

I could totes fap to that, she's HAWT!

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JMP's avatar

“I would say ninety-five percent of parents who care about their little girls do not want them beinglesbians at twenty-four years of age.”

No actually, in fact any parent who would have something against their child should they turn out to be gay does not in fact care about them, they would be horrible excuses for parents, the bigots you describe do not care about their little girls at all.

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H0mer0's avatar

Yeah, I gave it up well before then.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

has he told his neighbors how he fantasizes about their little girls?

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