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@lalameda- makes one helluvan argument for carrying long guns, of course, they're much tougher to conceal, and you'd play hell getting one on your bra, or your belt for that matter.

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I just have to ask. Where does she keep her hand grenades?

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Only if it's done with bare arms.

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How about being mugged or raped in public?

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Well, you see, you have to know, first off, that it's not called a bra holster, it's called a 38-D Magnum Gripnipple x5--NOT the x7, that's not a a gripnipple at all, that's a tweaknipple. BIG difference.

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Yup, all those "public" rapes and muggings in church, restaurants, movies, laundrymarts, etc!Seriously Wonkette, why are we getting all these weird commenters now!! It's Dear Shit fer brains every damm day now!

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Pss, your paranoia is showing.

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I don't think accident means what you think it means

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Darwin could explain it.

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Or not, as the innumerable reports of cops shooting themselves attest.

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This proves that guns make us safer. We are all now safe from her.

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Daughters of Ammosexuality?

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Apparently she had already reproduced, so no Darwin Award for her. Imagine being a little kid and having her for a granny.

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Just wonderin'. When you read the daily stories of little kids being shot in their homes -- I am sure you read the news, right? -- do you call for regulation to prevent this, or do you just say, how sad but it was an accident, don't interfere with my 2A rights?

Doin' a sympathy check here.

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That's the way suicide usually works. In this case her own stupidity killed her.

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Comparing guns to seat belts is sooo witty. Shouldn't you be spreading your intellect with the good people at Breibart news?

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