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FeloniousMonk's avatar

"And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off". So that's one of his lovers gone.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You have a way with words, I hope that makes it into the history books, in bluesa, after the coming civil war.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Regulations are a wonderful thing. Ever see the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=joMK1WZjP7g" target="_blank">crash test </a> between a modern car that meets Federal safety rules, and a '59 Chevy (the sort of car the teabaggers insist were so great, before the gubmin't messed everything up)?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot."

Here in my neck of the woods, we pick up neighbor's dog shit...and return it to the owners.

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diogenez's avatar

Is this what they mean when they endorse the 'wisdom of the market'?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Obama sucks...(and then, as I climb over the cliff edge)...up the votes!!!!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Oh my. This dude is even <a href="http:\/\/www.loonwatch.com\/2012\/01\/why-eric-dondero-former-aid-is-smearing-ron-paul-he-is-a-rabid-islamophobe-and-sharia-conspiracy-theory-nut\/" target="_blank">featured on LoonWatch</a>.

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I've long thought that Beck, Limpballs, and their fellow hate-radio jackasses have some sort of organic brain disease. Now I'm beginning to suspect that it's contagious.

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bobbert's avatar

Just imagine if the clerk or bagger is negroidal.

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ValiumNation's avatar

My advice is to always eat a pickle or chunk of black bread after that vodka shot. It will at least delay the stupid.

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bobbert's avatar

Wow. I read a couple of comments and followed a couple links. So the guy's real (or, perhaps, original) name is Eric Rittberg, and Paultards HATE him.

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bobbert's avatar

I think it's ALL Paultards.

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I seriously hope that this rageaholic nutbag doesn't own a gun.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Awwwwww. Is a pootie wootie all mumbee wumbee?

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