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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If Barry and Michelle use lube when they make sweet presidential love, will news of this be their Teapot Dome?

Spurning Beer's avatar

There once was a young man from Trent Whose dick was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble, He stuck it in double, And instead of coming, he went.

What can I say. I have a weakness for the classics.

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This is Obama's Waterloofa.