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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Or, Freudian slip: "drunken fuck monkeys"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

cesspool on the Potomac- we're talking about Politico, right?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Drunken Yuck Monkeys with special guests Hick Ducking Sonkeys

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Judging by the way that article "finished up" with people prancing off to slap balls three ways at the bathhouse, all of his rage against "evil" and "libertines" and "gay marriage" involves the fact that the yelling of "Fuck Obama" made him unable to think about anything except "fucking Obama."

The Quirk's avatar

Could be worse. Could be dancin'.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Rule #1 of Republican values: Republican values are imposed on <i>other</i> people.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Actually what they have there is much closer to feudalism. With a royal dynasty, a small courtier class, a large warrior class and a nation of serfs.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

GOP logic- start with the preferred conclusion then work backwards changing facts to fit

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

because blah Muslin=not real president

Chris Grrr's avatar

W and his puppeteers were never ever deciding which laws to ignore and which laws to enforce.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You know, I thought such self-righteous prigs were only found in bad rip-offs of <i>Animal House</i>.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"The battle is between good and evil."

People who see things this way always imagine that they're on the good side.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hint #1: they call it "Racquetball"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Drunken Yuck Monkeys- Alex Turner's less successful side project

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Only a fucking rookie gets an inward facing atrium room at a hotel- especially at a Gaylord property. They're all noisy as hell...