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I sed to think Benghazi was the worst thing that ever happened, but the the IRS thing and now THIS?!?!? Reading this column was the worst thing that ever happened to me.

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A FAR more likely scenario than "Bible-Believing Christians being burned at the stake as happy martyrs" would be Bible-Believing Christians will become explosive-belt-wearing happy martyrs a much like their extremist intolerant counterparts in the Middle East.

And then, yes, The Government will be cold locking them up for "their beliefs."

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<i>the Holy Spirit gives me the strength of character to not only refuse to deny His Truth, but to <strike>be like our martyred brothers and sisters who walked up and kissed the stake before being burned alive on it.</strike> stand talking in front of a bunch of conservative wankers for 13 hours without a pee break.</i>

/fixed.

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I'm beginning to see where the ancient Romans were coming from.

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You mean we WON? We're finally rid of that miserable fucking Christmas?

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But all the Nazi leaders were TEH GHAY, which PROVES that homosexualists want to Holocaust the Christians, like Hitler did!

(Never mind that they literally knifed Rohm in the back tout suite upon taking power, or that all the others were straight. One guy in one report thought Hitler maybe, sorta, could be gay, but really he was just massively fucked up with sex and probably had an incestuous relationship with his niece.)

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So depending on how you read that sentence, either Barber thinks there are currently no racists and Christians will take their place, or that modern-day racists are poor, put-upon souls suffering for their committed beliefs. Either way, DEAR FUCKING GOD, SHUT UP.

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I have to say, “sin-centric and sodomy-based same-sex marriage" is actually a delightful turn of phrase. So much alliteration! Also makes me want to get married right away. I could use some same-sex sin and sodomy.

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If Christianists are not allowed to make ALL the laws and oppress others, it's an oppression of Christianity.

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Anybody else think Xtianists were better behaved when they were REALLY oppressed? At least it kept out the hypocrites.

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Then he had sex with each of them. Supposedly they took advantage of his drunkenness. They were fleeing the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah but brought enough wine to get him (literally) blind drunk

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These fuckwits really do love feeling sorry for themselves...

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Lovie Smith was a good Christian, and they fired him.

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I was curious to see what Matt Barber looks like and now that I know, I can confidently assure Mr. Barber that they the gays don't want his sorry ass.

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thinks Matt Barber needs to spend a few nights in the belly of a whale.

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Also, in the next 5-10 years I will lose 50 pounds.

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