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Zhu Bajie's avatar

If the USA must have lethal injection, why not an OD of morphine?On the other hand, Thailand used to blast'em with a .50 machine gun. Wouldn't the NRA support that?

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

It is the highway across the plains. Otherwise, yes, they produce food of various kinds.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I suggest that Governor Ricketts just go ahead and do it himself, and then be impeached and convicted and removed from office for the high crime of Murder 1. Then he can be tried for same crime, the Legislature can then pass a one time only exception to its repeal of the death penalty, and we'll solve that particular problem (that of a bloodthirsty governor) permanently.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

The only reason this fuckhead got anywhere in life is because his father founded T.D. Ameritrade and made a shit ton of money letting suckers get into the Wall Street casino faster. At least the Wrigleys made something useful (chewing gum). Today's rich guys all seem to be money massagers who produce nothing and provide no useful services.

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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

as twisted and contorted as that sounds, it works!I'm not going to hold my breath, but if it comes to pass........

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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

Rick Scott and now this guy.One could easily come to the conclusion that hairless is a major cause of terminal Batshitness Crazy!

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willi0000000's avatar

did somebody say 'blue?'

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willi0000000's avatar

actually, they all share the same four raggedy-ass brain cells.

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JohnR's avatar

I think the Dad was ready to go full psycho on the birth certificate thing until someone talked him off the ledge.

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Doug Langley's avatar

A mommy turnip and a daddy watermelon.

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Doug Langley's avatar

OK. So Ricketts goes rogue and murder everyone on death row. Then the legislature sends him a new bill making the death penalty legal.

Question: will he sign it?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You rock! I love her, but had a brain-block on the name of her blog. Grazie mille!

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

So, you're fully formed. Kill them! Kill them all! Still have gills? Are you a clump of cells? Protect that baby! Fuck these Paternalist asshats.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Trump bought them all..

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So the Governor is some kind of weird, serial killer wannabe? The next Charles Starkweather?

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blaid droog's avatar

my favorite part of an execution has always been the viewing window for the select few that need the assurance the deed was carried out.

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