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Just because a suit has neither merit nor the plaintiff standing to complain doesn't mean a Christian should be unfairly deprived of special snowflake status.

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"...by transforming the legal system..."

trea·sonˈtrēzən/nounthe crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.

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I would like to pursue a career as a derivatives trader so I can get back all the money my 401k lost when Wall Street torpedoed the world economy with that credit default swap bullshit. I don't know anything about credit default swaps, but evidently neither did Wall Street. So I think I have a stronger case than Snowflaky Sara there.

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Except on Wonket, of course.

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Actually, yes. But then comes the possibly tricky bit -- prevailing in your lawsuit.

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Back in the day, a lot of everything died because he sent the israelites off to kill shit, so yeah.

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Thank you.

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Show me on the doll where the hands laid on you...

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To be completely honest, I prefer Bens, but at this point in life I'll happily take ones.

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Right field fence is too shallow.

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They're dead, Jim.

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I see a SAM in your future.

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No shit. I have to do it on my own time (only kind I have these days).

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Sorry. Which law would that be?

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It's entirely possible this is the most Florida story ever, even though it apparently doesn't involve firearms or anyone drunk at a gas station/beachside strip bar/blood bank.

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I can think of a couple of SCROTUS Judges who might disagree. Unfortunately.

Seriously, until 'Bams gets to put someone else on the bench, I'm thinking we need to keep as many cases away from those bastards as possible-- every time they make a decision, it just keeps getting worse.

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