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I'm tough, so I looked. It's .. interesting. Apparently there is a wine-vs.-grape juice struggle going on between their "translators." And the wine guy says that the miracle at Cana shows foreknowledge of quantum mechanics.

Otherwise, it's as you'd expect - all that stuff about giving alms to the poor is voluntary, and when Jesus criticized rich people, he was really only talking about "idle misers."

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i was just yesterday thinking about 'rent is too damn high' and waiting for a suitable place to post. you win!

cheers!

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Well, there's his problem, then.

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It would be if Wonkette allowed comments, but since this is not the case, no.

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So he was really talking about a fine pint? Okay then, I believe I'll have one.

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Typical lamestream media screwup. It is wrong, <i>wrong, </i>WRONG to characterize E W Jackson as a "terrible pile of stupid." He is actually a steaming heap of stupid.

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If Wonkette allowed commenting, I imagine the comments would offset the sadness with snarky joy.

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Some of my finest fapping occurred in the safe harbor of my mother's womb. No distractions, no text messages, etc.

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Missed his chance to be on the Daily Show by a day. (I would link to last nights' piece on Christian persecution, but I'd have to figure out how.)

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Sounds like <em>somebody</em> wants to live in the Conservapedia universe.

How are they doing on their Bible re-write, anyhow? I refuse to go look.

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"Listen to me!1!!!!" "Don't listen to me !11!!!1!"

Make up your mind.

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One of the classics, that one. If we ever did allow literacy tests for voting, I think it should be a reading comprehension test based on that email chain.

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I'm stumped.

Oh, you meant people who profess Christianity, not people who actually live by it's tenets...

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<i>"...anybody that expresses a Biblical worldview is ... persecuted for doing so."</i>

He <i>so</i> wanted to say "crucified".

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Why don’t they just get God and Jesus to run for office? Great name recognition and both of them are in the Republican’s back pocket.

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<i>the weird tendency of wingnuts to cry foul when people have the temerity to quote them.</i>

This is a private post. Please do not read.

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