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Mahousu's avatar

I'm tough, so I looked. It's .. interesting. Apparently there is a wine-vs.-grape juice struggle going on between their "translators." And the wine guy says that the miracle at Cana shows foreknowledge of quantum mechanics.

Otherwise, it's as you'd expect - all that stuff about giving alms to the poor is voluntary, and when Jesus criticized rich people, he was really only talking about "idle misers."

fuflans's avatar

i was just yesterday thinking about 'rent is too damn high' and waiting for a suitable place to post. you win!

cheers!

bobbert's avatar

Well, there's his problem, then.

bobbert's avatar

It would be if Wonkette allowed comments, but since this is not the case, no.

bobbert's avatar

So he was really talking about a fine pint? Okay then, I believe I'll have one.

Lot_49's avatar

Typical lamestream media screwup. It is wrong, <i>wrong, </i>WRONG to characterize E W Jackson as a "terrible pile of stupid." He is actually a steaming heap of stupid.

Ikimizi's avatar

If Wonkette allowed commenting, I imagine the comments would offset the sadness with snarky joy.

Lot_49's avatar

Some of my finest fapping occurred in the safe harbor of my mother's womb. No distractions, no text messages, etc.

Ikimizi's avatar

Missed his chance to be on the Daily Show by a day. (I would link to last nights' piece on Christian persecution, but I'd have to figure out how.)

Shypixel's avatar

Sounds like <em>somebody</em> wants to live in the Conservapedia universe.

How are they doing on their Bible re-write, anyhow? I refuse to go look.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"Listen to me!1!!!!" "Don't listen to me !11!!!1!"

Make up your mind.

Shypixel's avatar

One of the classics, that one. If we ever did allow literacy tests for voting, I think it should be a reading comprehension test based on that email chain.

Shypixel's avatar

I'm stumped.

Oh, you meant people who profess Christianity, not people who actually live by it's tenets...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...anybody that expresses a Biblical worldview is ... persecuted for doing so."</i>

He <i>so</i> wanted to say "crucified".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why don’t they just get God and Jesus to run for office? Great name recognition and both of them are in the Republican’s back pocket.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the weird tendency of wingnuts to cry foul when people have the temerity to quote them.</i>

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