The American Patriarchy Association's Bryan Fischer believes in resurrection, so on Thursday's edition of the Bryan Fischer Balderdash Radio Hour he brought back a conspiracy theory from two years ago: the claim that Barack Obama was photoshopped into a photo of the White House Situation Room on the night he singlehandedly didn't murder Osama Bin Laden.
Except Giada DeLaurentis who we call "big head" in my house. Sometimes I hold a melon up to the teevee to compare. Sometimes I hold up two melons depending on the camera angle.
If you look really closely, at Hillz' neck, you'll notice the lighting effect creates an orange hue. I am one of the pixels in one of her neck folds. (It's not great work, but you get what you can in this economy.)
My point being, I was on the wrong side of the room, facing the other way, so I couldn't see... Sorry.
Different douchcanoe, FOTF is the brainfart of the man who observed his dog&#039;s response to being physically abused and thought &quot;this would also work great on children&quot;, James Dobson... although apparently a couple of years back they decided that <em>even they</em> couldn&#039;t stand Dobson, so they&#039;re now fronted by Jim Daly, who apparently isn&#039;t quite crazy and hateful enough to beat Fischer and Tony Perkins to the headlines because I only just found out about his existence by looking up who replaced Jimmy Dogbeater.
Bryan Fischer is with the American Patriarchy Association.
WADR to Wonkette, IMPO The Stupidest Man on the Internets is John D. Trudel, who posts comments under reviews of right wing nutz&#039; books on Amazon.
The scandal is not that they photoshopped Obambi <em>into</em> the photo, it&#039;s that they photoshopped Satan <em>out</em>.
Obviously, President Zelig was out golfing or, as Drudge put it yesterday, &quot;feasting on fried shrimp, fried oysters, and onion rings.&quot;
Except Giada DeLaurentis who we call &quot;big head&quot; in my house. Sometimes I hold a melon up to the teevee to compare. Sometimes I hold up two melons depending on the camera angle.
I personally have seen a picture of Him doing the hands-up at the end of a bicycle race that looks IDENTICAL to the Calvary scene.
If you look really closely, at Hillz&#039; neck, you&#039;ll notice the lighting effect creates an orange hue. I am one of the pixels in one of her neck folds. (It&#039;s not great work, but you get what you can in this economy.)
My point being, I was on the wrong side of the room, facing the other way, so I couldn&#039;t see... Sorry.
Yeah!
Fried shrimp, fried oysters, fried chicken. It&#039;s not a dogwhistle if everyone can hear it.
The wingnuts would Photoshop him into the picture at 3/5 size.
Different douchcanoe, FOTF is the brainfart of the man who observed his dog&#039;s response to being physically abused and thought &quot;this would also work great on children&quot;, James Dobson... although apparently a couple of years back they decided that <em>even they</em> couldn&#039;t stand Dobson, so they&#039;re now fronted by Jim Daly, who apparently isn&#039;t quite crazy and hateful enough to beat Fischer and Tony Perkins to the headlines because I only just found out about his existence by looking up who replaced Jimmy Dogbeater.
Bryan Fischer is with the American Patriarchy Association.
When did the Johns 3:16 dude grab a paintbrush and wash the rainbow out of his hair?
wonders if a private Rapture party might be available for Bryan Fischer - and his friends. If he has any friends.
I just wasted 10 minutes looking and I can&#039;t find him.
WADR to Wonkette, IMPO The Stupidest Man on the Internets is John D. Trudel, who posts comments under reviews of right wing nutz&#039; books on Amazon.
It isn&#039;t even close.
Darn you. I was already framing my comment, and then I read this.
Jesus F Christ, she used &quot;shoving it down the throats of the American people&quot;.
There really should be a term like Godwin or Poe for that shit. Maybe Lovelace&#039;s Law?
That&#039;s nice. Your own?
The scandal is not that they photoshopped Obambi <em>into</em> the photo, it&#039;s that they photoshopped Satan <em>out</em>.
Obviously, President Zelig was out golfing or, as Drudge put it yesterday, &quot;feasting on fried shrimp, fried oysters, and onion rings.&quot;