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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More than supports - she's <a href="http:\/\/www.girlscouts.org\/news\/news_releases\/2009\/michelle_obama.asp" target="_blank">part of the unholy allliance. </a>

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Monica the Kreb Scout libel !!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I always that was coconut on the Samoas. It all makes sense now.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"This one was October, 2011, in Houston, Texas, and the first openly homosexual mayor in the United States, which happens to be Annise Parker, showed up at the convention."

Nope, not even close. Gay people had been elected mayors before her. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Daniel_Stewart_\(politician\)" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Stewart_(poli...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<em>Lots of Subarus in the parking lot?</em>

Around here it's old hard-working pickups that have undergone some restoration. Usually with layers of well-caked mud in the wheel wells.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I have been buying GS cookies every year for decades where I live, and not once were they ever being hawked by a lesbian woman. As far as I know, anyway. That is, unless she also happened to be a soccer mom. (I have usually dealt with the moms, and only very occasionally with the girls themselves.)

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Bezoar's avatar

Wouldn't a nice platter of steaming groat clusters be great now?

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bobbert's avatar

Pretty sure there's no delivery in Sector R.

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bobbert's avatar

I've always been partial to (frozen) thin mints, except for their negative nutritional value, and more recently, the fact that they cost about a dollar apiece.

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bobbert's avatar

Have you considered an alternative obsession with, say, Star Wars?

Although, now I think about it, what is the difference?

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bobbert's avatar

I generally just give them some money, because while I sort of love thin mints, they are nutritional evil incarnate.

But, the GS are WAY more rational than the BSA. Do not confuse them.

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bobbert's avatar

That's nasty. I'm embarrassed to say I snorted.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Free abortion with every 10* boxes. ____________________________ * Limit one free abortion per month.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In bed, of course.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A pony with a whip? Evidently, I have <i>way</i> underestimated this pony thing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Could be a glitch in her rape-detector shutdown system, or a gift from jeebus. Or both.

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