One of our favorite wingnuts, unhinged radio* panic-man Kevin Swanson, who gave us the science facts about tiny dead babies inside the wombs of women using the pill and how Mark Twain was possessed by demons, now has something else to freak out about: Cookies. Cookies baked not by elves, but by Girl Scouts, who are Communist lesbians. (OK, baked by several large commercial bakers under contract with communist lesbians.) And so, Swanson
More than supports - she&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.girlscouts.org\/news\/news_releases\/2009\/michelle_obama.asp" target="_blank">part of the unholy allliance. </a>
&quot;This one was October, 2011, in Houston, Texas, and the first openly homosexual mayor in the United States, which happens to be Annise Parker, showed up at the convention.&quot;
I have been buying GS cookies every year for decades where I live, and not once were they ever being hawked by a lesbian woman. As far as I know, anyway. That is, unless she also happened to be a soccer mom. (I have usually dealt with the moms, and only very occasionally with the girls themselves.)
I&#039;ve always been partial to (frozen) thin mints, except for their negative nutritional value, and more recently, the fact that they cost about a dollar apiece.
More than supports - she&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.girlscouts.org\/news\/news_releases\/2009\/michelle_obama.asp" target="_blank">part of the unholy allliance. </a>
Monica the Kreb Scout libel !!
I always that was coconut on the Samoas. It all makes sense now.
&quot;This one was October, 2011, in Houston, Texas, and the first openly homosexual mayor in the United States, which happens to be Annise Parker, showed up at the convention.&quot;
Nope, not even close. Gay people had been elected mayors before her. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Daniel_Stewart_\(politician\)" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Stewart_(poli...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
<em>Lots of Subarus in the parking lot?</em>
Around here it&#039;s old hard-working pickups that have undergone some restoration. Usually with layers of well-caked mud in the wheel wells.
I have been buying GS cookies every year for decades where I live, and not once were they ever being hawked by a lesbian woman. As far as I know, anyway. That is, unless she also happened to be a soccer mom. (I have usually dealt with the moms, and only very occasionally with the girls themselves.)
Wouldn&#039;t a nice platter of steaming groat clusters be great now?
Pretty sure there&#039;s no delivery in Sector R.
I&#039;ve always been partial to (frozen) thin mints, except for their negative nutritional value, and more recently, the fact that they cost about a dollar apiece.
Have you considered an alternative obsession with, say, Star Wars?
Although, now I think about it, what is the difference?
I generally just give them some money, because while I sort of love thin mints, they are nutritional evil incarnate.
But, the GS are WAY more rational than the BSA. Do not confuse them.
That&#039;s nasty. I&#039;m embarrassed to say I snorted.
Free abortion with every 10* boxes. ____________________________ * Limit one free abortion per month.
In bed, of course.
A pony with a whip? Evidently, I have <i>way</i> underestimated this pony thing.
Could be a glitch in her rape-detector shutdown system, or a gift from jeebus. Or both.