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Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh man, the "Customer Reviews" ...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It's about Thunder Road and the Tunnel of Love.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been an actual comment it would say PENIS.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

So, does vanishing into nowhere Zen New Jersey mean being gay?

I always took that line much more literally.

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fuflans's avatar

this is what happens when you have a job and it makes you spiritual.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

What, <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon\/dp\/B005MR3IVO" target="_blank">this?</a>

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And why are the nude girl duelists wearing bathing suits?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Is speculation on Jon Snow's <i>real</i> parents involved with the faceless men? What about the zombies or whatever they are? I suspect the iron bank is involved.

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The Quirk's avatar

CHUBBY CHASERS LIBEL!

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schmannity's avatar

If I'm not mistaken, Saudi conversion therapy involves cutting off body parts, like Lefty, the former thief.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Is this guy saying that trying to convert everyone to your zealously religious point of view is a bad thing?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Is Your Job Ruining Your Love Life?"

Only if my wife catches me banging that hot chick in Accounting.

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Mahousu's avatar

"Nympho Queen of the Faceless Men" was the original title of Elizabeth II's autobiography, but her publisher convinced her to change it.

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Mahousu's avatar

Plus, they have beer! Looks like Nice Time has come early. So to speak.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Voshell needs to make up her mind. Are we like the Swedes or are we like the Saudis? Or is she calling us liberals Swaudi-Americans?

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Mahousu's avatar

So, condoms it is?

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