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Don't be so crill with your shouting. Clam up.

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Actually, yes. Carolina pulled pork barbecue has a vinegar-based sauce, not a sweet sauce. Yummy!

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Now she's a pile of gristle.

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I want some big, crispy, beer-battered onion rings like the ones you get at the fair.

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Baconz hasn't been to a clam bake in 3 years. Although every year I roast an entire pig in my moms back yard. Her neighbors built a horse shoe pit 8 years ago because of it. I don't even need to send invites...they just know it's happining from the smell. Any one who shows up eats. Bring a dish or folding tables or booze. Last year my mom was pissed that a band showed up with a generator.

It gets bigger every year. I don't even think I can stop it now. It started as a BBQ and keg of beer when I was 17 to make friends....now it's a whole pig and 3 kegs of beer.

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I was glad to see that Clay Aiken was able to put the boot in to this horrendous human being, as a sort of exclamation point to her sordid Congressional career. During that campaign against him, Ellmers "subtly" gay baited her opponent, taking any opportunity to make references to his "lifestyle." I have friends who live in her district and they're not only relieved to see her gone but emboldened to turn this red seat back to blue. Carolina Tar Heel blue, to be exact.

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Pinkham's Law, you really should write a cookbook, I love it.

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Well today has been pretty crappy so far, but this cheered me up.

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Is that jalapeño and bacon cornbread? Asking for a friend.

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Ironic that she would go the "fat" place about another woman. If you have ever walked behind Renee Ellmers, you quickly get a sense of her biggest asset.

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I'll go with she just took a break from sexy times with McCarthy to shoot the ad and it would be waaaay too much trouble to get all proper when she's just going right back to it.Wait, wait, alternate chain - isn't she one of those evangelicals who think woman aren't supposed to have authority? Maybe it's a subtle reminder for fellow evangelicals that her husband still has her on his leash so it's all good?

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The Rooty Tooty Fresh And Fruity Wingnuts For America has an opening for a Teaparty slag.

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Is that the health food fair?

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I don't want to rain on this parade but I have a bad feeling that Holding is probably a RWNJ and will up the insane ante. Please tell me I'm wrong.

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I look forward to the post convention plan by Trump. Target all 50 states, DC, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and Guam. We don't need more staff. Everyone loves me, and they will all vote for me over that vagina that belongs in jail. I want the Pentagon to draw up plans for nuking London for electing that Muslim as mayor.

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Shhh! The first law of coleslaw is that there is no coleslaw. Or comments on it.

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