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You've forgotten about the Beast with seven horns.

Also, with enough mushrooms, anything makes sense.

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Well, it IS Next Sunday A.D.!

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Well now - how do they plan to access the buildings to arrest our political heros? Leader of the pack would do well to remember the last person who tried to make an entrance.

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Also - it's amazing how these mouth breathers buy into it's the librul dem-o-cratz who are responsible for this situation.

If something bad does happen - Fox News, Rush, Hannity etc. have a lot to answer for.

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"Does this exceptionalism make my <strike>ass</strike> population look <strike>fat</strike> stupid? Be honest."

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Think about Louie Gohmert.

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How about The Faces of Derp?

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Plus, by burning up all that fuel driving in circles they'll be funneling their own money to Saudi Arabia to help pay for madrassas in Pakistan.

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Those truck drivers better not prevent any WWII veterans from seeing some memorial or they'll risk the ire of the Republican Party. HOW DARE THEY!?!

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I must have missed the part in Revelations where the truckers shoot the anti-christ.

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Except for additional wars, nothing's more popular with the Washington Elite® than a book about the Washington Elite©.

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I hereby call for the Million American Television Viewing!

When: Tonight, 7:00pm, local time Where: Wherever you normally watch TV What: Easy, just watch some TV. You were going to do it anyways... Why: To view in solidarity against Republican insanity!

I bet the turnout will be fucking epic!

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<em>Conlon cited the idea of a citizens grand jury — meaning a pool of jurors convened without court approval — as the mechanism for indicting the officials.</em>

...Pronounced: <strong>Lynch Mob</strong>

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If Obama declares "Marshall Law," will Matt Dillon become president?

OT, Newell's work now appears in <a href="http:\/\/bookforum.com\/inprint\/020_03\/12186" target="_blank">rarified atmosphere</a>. Who says there's no future in blogging?

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Wait, those truckers are <i>not</i> going to block the left lane? So traffic might actually be <i>better</i> than normal?

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<em>Obama committed “treason” by allegedly funneling weapons to al-Qaida-linked rebels in Syria. Members of Congress who support arming Syrian rebels, Conlon said, are accessories to the alleged crime. He identified House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., as politicians he will seek to arrest for alleged acts against the Constitution.</strong>

...this ass-clown has no idea what "funneling weapons" is! Do me a favor and google <strong>Iran Contra</strong></strong></em>

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