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Spurning Beer's avatar

Today we are all Fallopians!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Sexologists call it "aural sex."

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Capt.Jim's avatar

You forgetted the saying by Jimmy Zero Watt lightbulb about how it really dont matter cause the babee jeebus is coming back and going to move all the good christians folks to heaven and leave all the other folks here.That is why they are destroying earth, they are only doing jeebus's daddies work and preparing a place called hell and we live in it already.He wants us to destroy it.So you tree huggers can stop sayin god would be mad for tearing up his earth he dont give a shit you dont spect him to leave you something nice do you

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Cephalopod sex: how does it work? Nobody knows.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I had to read a few of the comments from that article. Arrrgh!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

We're fucked.

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bobbert's avatar

As in "...worthly Wokette scum..."

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chascates's avatar

So when dogs and cats mated they produced a fox? And when hyenas and rattlesnakes mated they produced Republicans?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

So much dangerous derp, so little time.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A series of tubes is my understanding.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Laughing because they show him riding the wrong dinosaur?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This deserves all the upfists left in the year.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<blockquote>"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'" -- Isaac Asimov</blockquote>

Stay funny wonket.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I feel that we've* become collectively bigger idiots with the evidence sited above and taking into account that fewer Repubes believe in evolution than did 10 years ago. I guess that the dumbing-down-your-base tactic is working for the right. If only they'd adopt the "breathing is harmful" platform so we could thin out the herd a bit.

*Wonkette readers excluded. I mean, most of you are lovable idiots, but not because of scientific ignorance.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Bible thumpers and creationists All dance the poot.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I can't tell. The entry gates are covered with screamin flaxen waxin'

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