The end of another year is upon us, worthly Wonkette scum. Another year in the books of us reading terrible things about terrible people and then writing about them in joke form for your entertainment, if one can call misanthropic snark about utter morons entertaining. You are all masochists, obviously, and leading you through the feverish and diseased minds of the wingnuts has been a joyless slog for us. So what better way to mark the end of 2013 than with a look back at some of the terribly dumb and inaccurate statements made about science and medicine that we remarked upon as we trampled through the saw grass and muck of the swamps on the American right? Come, let us reminisce together.
You forgetted the saying by Jimmy Zero Watt lightbulb about how it really dont matter cause the babee jeebus is coming back and going to move all the good christians folks to heaven and leave all the other folks here.That is why they are destroying earth, they are only doing jeebus's daddies work and preparing a place called hell and we live in it already.He wants us to destroy it.So you tree huggers can stop sayin god would be mad for tearing up his earth he dont give a shit you dont spect him to leave you something nice do you
<blockquote>&quot;The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not &#039;Eureka!&#039; but &#039;That&#039;s funny...&#039;&quot; -- Isaac Asimov</blockquote>
I feel that we&#039;ve* become collectively bigger idiots with the evidence sited above and taking into account that fewer Repubes believe in evolution than did 10 years ago. I guess that the dumbing-down-your-base tactic is working for the right. If only they&#039;d adopt the &quot;breathing is harmful&quot; platform so we could thin out the herd a bit.
*Wonkette readers excluded. I mean, most of you are lovable idiots, but not because of scientific ignorance.
Today we are all Fallopians!
Sexologists call it &quot;aural sex.&quot;
You forgetted the saying by Jimmy Zero Watt lightbulb about how it really dont matter cause the babee jeebus is coming back and going to move all the good christians folks to heaven and leave all the other folks here.That is why they are destroying earth, they are only doing jeebus&#039;s daddies work and preparing a place called hell and we live in it already.He wants us to destroy it.So you tree huggers can stop sayin god would be mad for tearing up his earth he dont give a shit you dont spect him to leave you something nice do you
Cephalopod sex: how does it work? Nobody knows.
I had to read a few of the comments from that article. Arrrgh!
We&#039;re fucked.
As in &quot;...worthly Wokette scum...&quot;
So when dogs and cats mated they produced a fox? And when hyenas and rattlesnakes mated they produced Republicans?
So much dangerous derp, so little time.
A series of tubes is my understanding.
Laughing because they show him riding the wrong dinosaur?
This deserves all the upfists left in the year.
<blockquote>&quot;The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not &#039;Eureka!&#039; but &#039;That&#039;s funny...&#039;&quot; -- Isaac Asimov</blockquote>
Stay funny wonket.
I feel that we&#039;ve* become collectively bigger idiots with the evidence sited above and taking into account that fewer Repubes believe in evolution than did 10 years ago. I guess that the dumbing-down-your-base tactic is working for the right. If only they&#039;d adopt the &quot;breathing is harmful&quot; platform so we could thin out the herd a bit.
*Wonkette readers excluded. I mean, most of you are lovable idiots, but not because of scientific ignorance.
Bible thumpers and creationists All dance the poot.
I can&#039;t tell. The entry gates are covered with screamin flaxen waxin&#039;