As we at Wonkette are obviously a pro-family, conservative Christian news establishment, we long for the days when Americans of all stripes could come together to show our mutual disdain for the Homosexican Agenda, but now that 'Murka has gone and voted for the black guy again, our coalition is broken and fractured, to the point that we cannot even agree on the best way to hate the gayness.
Personal note about Joe Lieberman. He is still my Senator for a few more weeks. Here in Connecticut it's hard to even cross the street what with all the Joe-mentum on pavement. Yuck.
<i>As we at Wonkette are obviously a pro-family, conservative Christian news establishment ...</i> And a mommyblog. Don&#039;t forget that. Also a WARBLOG!. Too.
Maybe he was making air quotes when He said &quot;Neighbor&quot;. There&#039;s no way He meant that to be so sweeping as to include the <i>wrong</i> kind of neighbors.
with votes dammit.
Personal note about Joe Lieberman. He is still my Senator for a few more weeks. Here in Connecticut it&#039;s hard to even cross the street what with all the Joe-mentum on pavement. Yuck.
But since the elder Phelps spawned 13 children, the odds were at least one would not be a Mini-Me.
<i> &quot;... if you look at the data from the Bible...&quot; </i>
There&#039;s nothing like biblical &quot;data&quot; to settle a debate between two of America&#039;s most insane religious goofballs.
Watching this will make your brain hurt ... and it&#039;s not just from the violent face-palming.
<i>As we at Wonkette are obviously a pro-family, conservative Christian news establishment ...</i> And a mommyblog. Don&#039;t forget that. Also a WARBLOG!. Too.
Only a pinhead doesn&#039;t understand &quot;Gay&quot; isn&#039;t a sexual orientation - it&#039;s a philosophy.
We went through the same thing. At least we still had Elton John and Freddie Mercury.
Abraham Lincoln pointed out God must love fools, because he made so many.
Talk about your cheap dinner dates...all you can eat for about ten cents.
You beat me to it! Any group that just hates on gays 24/7 has a full closet.
Memo to the Phamily Phelps:
Don&#039;t come home early from work. You may not like what you find going on in the bedrooms.
Sorry to hear about you losing your dog! Bandit died on Mother&#039;s Day and we now have Toby, but we still miss him lots and lots.
Now I&#039;m more confused. Does God love Jewish fags?
Maybe he was making air quotes when He said &quot;Neighbor&quot;. There&#039;s no way He meant that to be so sweeping as to include the <i>wrong</i> kind of neighbors.
Also a fitting opening for Dickember.
<i>we cannot even agree on the best way to hate the gayness.</i>
I believe Miss Manners did a column on that.
I&#039;m still trying to figure out how the connection carrying those video streams didn&#039;t fucking melt down from cray cray overload.
Wait, I&#039;m confused. Which is worse, Gay or Jewish?