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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Re the shootings in Wisconsin, the <a href="http:\/\/www.freerepublic.com\/focus\/f-news\/2914900\/posts" target="_blank">howling freeper nutbags</a> have already arranged the not-facts rattling around in their hollow, tinfoil-covered heads:

<i>"You know damn well that some media folks know the perp’s name though already. They don’t want his name released where the new media </i>[i.e., wingnuts Googling one another's blogs] <i>can do any digging on him. Everything and anything linking him to the left or away from the right will be erased off the Internet by tonight. Something stinks for sure."</i>

Sheer genius: all the facts that we're going to learn about this teabagger-wingnut-skinhead nutcase have already been pre-denied --- and the absence of proof that the guy was a commie ACORN operative on the Obama payroll is proof that it used to exist. Seems they've discovered that that Romney-retroactive shit is some powerful juju.

Oh, and anything that Obama says (it don't actually matter what he says) is already pre-condemned as politically motivated, obviously, Q.E.D.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You know how it is ... she never thought the film would get out.

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bobbert's avatar

Carlos/Moog 2012!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ow. Any ball that's <a href="http:\/\/coedmagazine.files.wordpres...\/2012\/07\/kelly-jonker.jpg\?w=600" target="_blank">in line for whacking by these women</a> is in for a world of pain.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Thank you. And tonight, I am going to sit in front of my tee vee and watch these young women compete one more time in London. This nonsense is utter bullshit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not the first time Tyson's been a step ahead of me...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My son plays in a league which only permits wooden bats. (Of course, he went out and bought himself a Louisville Slugger) Dammit, they just sound right.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The only way Williams gets into a sustained volley is if she's going easy on her opponent. I guess she was just in a hurry today.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Nuthin' wrong with a little bump and grind...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is he cheering for the Mars Curiosity probe to stick its landing?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The 'baggers are topping up their outrage tanks for the moment they find out about the coke-fueled orgy between the USA "Dream Team" and the <a href="http:\/\/content.clearchannel.com\/cc-common\/mlib\/2065\/07\/2065_1343726206.jpg" target="_blank">Dutch field hockey team. </a>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Hey Paulie -- watch this swing!"

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chascates's avatar

Masterfully done, sir!

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bobbert's avatar

Serena needs to move up to a higher league.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More like an internship.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm thinking that the overwhelming proof of the existence of Serena Williams, Gabby, and the Obamas, all at once, may have finally knocked the fuckers out of their Faux-News induced alternative universe.

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