Wingnuts, are you guys okay? Free Republic? Free Beacon? Daily Caller? Anybody home? Should we alert the Med-Alert people that your lifelines have run out of batteries, and you have fallen and you can't get up? Because World's Awesomest Gymnast Gabby Douglas has a mom, and she did the Black Power salute, and you have yet to freak the fuck out about it.
Re the shootings in Wisconsin, the <a href="http:\/\/www.freerepublic.com\/focus\/f-news\/2914900\/posts" target="_blank">howling freeper nutbags</a> have already arranged the not-facts rattling around in their hollow, tinfoil-covered heads:
<i>&quot;You know damn well that some media folks know the perp&rsquo;s name though already. They don&rsquo;t want his name released where the new media </i>[i.e., wingnuts Googling one another&#039;s blogs] <i>can do any digging on him. Everything and anything linking him to the left or away from the right will be erased off the Internet by tonight. Something stinks for sure.&quot;</i>
Sheer genius: all the facts that we&#039;re going to learn about this teabagger-wingnut-skinhead nutcase have already been pre-denied --- and the absence of proof that the guy was a commie ACORN operative on the Obama payroll is proof that it used to exist. Seems they&#039;ve discovered that that Romney-retroactive shit is some powerful juju.
Oh, and anything that Obama says (it don&#039;t actually matter what he says) is already pre-condemned as politically motivated, obviously, Q.E.D.
Ow. Any ball that&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/coedmagazine.files.wordpres...\/2012\/07\/kelly-jonker.jpg\?w=600" target="_blank">in line for whacking by these women</a> is in for a world of pain.
Thank you. And tonight, I am going to sit in front of my tee vee and watch these young women compete one more time in London. This nonsense is utter bullshit.
My son plays in a league which only permits wooden bats. (Of course, he went out and bought himself a Louisville Slugger) Dammit, they just sound right.
The &#039;baggers are topping up their outrage tanks for the moment they find out about the coke-fueled orgy between the USA &quot;Dream Team&quot; and the <a href="http:\/\/content.clearchannel.com\/cc-common\/mlib\/2065\/07\/2065_1343726206.jpg" target="_blank">Dutch field hockey team. </a>
I&#039;m thinking that the overwhelming proof of the existence of Serena Williams, Gabby, and the Obamas, all at once, may have finally knocked the fuckers out of their Faux-News induced alternative universe.
Re the shootings in Wisconsin, the <a href="http:\/\/www.freerepublic.com\/focus\/f-news\/2914900\/posts" target="_blank">howling freeper nutbags</a> have already arranged the not-facts rattling around in their hollow, tinfoil-covered heads:
<i>&quot;You know damn well that some media folks know the perp&rsquo;s name though already. They don&rsquo;t want his name released where the new media </i>[i.e., wingnuts Googling one another&#039;s blogs] <i>can do any digging on him. Everything and anything linking him to the left or away from the right will be erased off the Internet by tonight. Something stinks for sure.&quot;</i>
Sheer genius: all the facts that we&#039;re going to learn about this teabagger-wingnut-skinhead nutcase have already been pre-denied --- and the absence of proof that the guy was a commie ACORN operative on the Obama payroll is proof that it used to exist. Seems they&#039;ve discovered that that Romney-retroactive shit is some powerful juju.
Oh, and anything that Obama says (it don&#039;t actually matter what he says) is already pre-condemned as politically motivated, obviously, Q.E.D.
You know how it is ... she never thought the film would get out.
Carlos/Moog 2012!
Ow. Any ball that&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/coedmagazine.files.wordpres...\/2012\/07\/kelly-jonker.jpg\?w=600" target="_blank">in line for whacking by these women</a> is in for a world of pain.
Thank you. And tonight, I am going to sit in front of my tee vee and watch these young women compete one more time in London. This nonsense is utter bullshit.
Not the first time Tyson&#039;s been a step ahead of me...
My son plays in a league which only permits wooden bats. (Of course, he went out and bought himself a Louisville Slugger) Dammit, they just sound right.
The only way Williams gets into a sustained volley is if she&#039;s going easy on her opponent. I guess she was just in a hurry today.
Nuthin&#039; wrong with a little bump and grind...
Is he cheering for the Mars Curiosity probe to stick its landing?
The &#039;baggers are topping up their outrage tanks for the moment they find out about the coke-fueled orgy between the USA &quot;Dream Team&quot; and the <a href="http:\/\/content.clearchannel.com\/cc-common\/mlib\/2065\/07\/2065_1343726206.jpg" target="_blank">Dutch field hockey team. </a>
&quot;Hey Paulie -- watch this swing!&quot;
Masterfully done, sir!
Serena needs to move up to a higher league.
More like an internship.
I&#039;m thinking that the overwhelming proof of the existence of Serena Williams, Gabby, and the Obamas, all at once, may have finally knocked the fuckers out of their Faux-News induced alternative universe.