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So now that gay unions are allowed nation-wide, how will the wages of sin be affected?

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There are no heterosexuals in foxholes.

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Might explain at least some of their antipathy towards Islam, eh?

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Do you have a site I can go to...this is AWESOME!!!

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Actually, I wrote a book on the subject! And it's available in print or via Kindle! If you're interested, be sure to spread the word.

The book is "The War on Sex: Western Repression from the Torah to Victoria" and of course it's up on Amazon and elsewhere. My website has links to other things I've published too.

http://www.chadsdenton.com

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Though oddly enough, there are quite a few heterosexuals in buttholes.

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Something something Two Years Before the Mast ...

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I have stood here before with an enlarging pene With thoughts of buttsechs turning circles 'round my brain. I guess I'm always hoping that you'll be my Blaine, But it's my destiny to be the King of Spain...

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Is that your dissertation? The Kindle edition is $29.99...pretty steep for Kindle but I'm very tempted.

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This Rush Limbaugh wannabe will never be an ascetic. Something else starting with the letters "as" comes to mind, though.

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That depends on whether you're asking about his prick (No") or his asshole ("Yes.")

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I am curious about what combination of prescription and OTC medications induces this state of logorrhea.

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Roman sexual mores allowed for gay top by a Roman but never bottom. That was a slave task

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What's with the Public Health Service seal? Did the Surgeon General approve of anal sex?

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They sell it by the hot tub? What a world we live in....

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