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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Realizing an error and admitting an error are two different things, however. As Moses Invests said below, using "Jesus Killers" was an easy way to whip up the rubes.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Romans who killed Jesus</i>

Yeah, I know that. Everyone knows that. Everyone that is except for frothy evangelical christians and Opus Dei type anti-semites.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

A Liberty U. "education" was gold, while Dumbya was in the White House.

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PubOption's avatar

They could be thinking of burnings at the stake.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Most states don't even have a hard minimum age for marriage, although almost all of those require a court order if either party is under 16. I suspect there's a fair degree of overlap between families that send their kids to Liberty, and families that would encourage young marriages.

The bigger surprise is that the husband allowed a mere woman to attend college when she should be busy submitting to him and stuff. Or does Liberty offer degrees in being barefoot and pregnant?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sounds like a great job-creation plan. It'd take a huge cleanup crew to deal with the mess of exploded heads that'd create.

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SullivanSt's avatar

In the case of these kids, those would be education camps.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was married when I was in college. I do not recommend it, however. Marriage in college is the great fun-killer.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Close enough...he's Jewish. You know, a Jesus killer.

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Where's Linda Blair when you need her?

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They should make a movie about a middle aged woman who has never had a drink until she decided to go back to school to get her cashiering degree. They could call it the 53 Year Old Freshman.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

White Mormon trumps black Muslim...

Barely

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Fremantappakegger - Hey, Muad'Dib. C'mon out man...take a break from your paper and we'll go get some spice wine?

Muad'Dib - No can do, bro. Irulan and Chani are both still giving me shit from the last time we went out. I need to lay low.

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The Quirk's avatar

It's all numerical; until the first million people, it's a cult, after the the first billion dollars, it's the TRUTH.

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