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Realizing an error and admitting an error are two different things, however. As Moses Invests said below, using "Jesus Killers" was an easy way to whip up the rubes.

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<i>Romans who killed Jesus</i>

Yeah, I know that. Everyone knows that. Everyone that is except for frothy evangelical christians and Opus Dei type anti-semites.

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A Liberty U. "education" was gold, while Dumbya was in the White House.

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They could be thinking of burnings at the stake.

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Most states don't even have a hard minimum age for marriage, although almost all of those require a court order if either party is under 16. I suspect there's a fair degree of overlap between families that send their kids to Liberty, and families that would encourage young marriages.

The bigger surprise is that the husband allowed a mere woman to attend college when she should be busy submitting to him and stuff. Or does Liberty offer degrees in being barefoot and pregnant?

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Sounds like a great job-creation plan. It'd take a huge cleanup crew to deal with the mess of exploded heads that'd create.

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In the case of these kids, those would be education camps.

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I was married when I was in college. I do not recommend it, however. Marriage in college is the great fun-killer.

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Close enough...he's Jewish. You know, a Jesus killer.

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Where's Linda Blair when you need her?

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They should make a movie about a middle aged woman who has never had a drink until she decided to go back to school to get her cashiering degree. They could call it the 53 Year Old Freshman.

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White Mormon trumps black Muslim...

Barely

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Fremantappakegger - Hey, Muad'Dib. C'mon out man...take a break from your paper and we'll go get some spice wine?

Muad'Dib - No can do, bro. Irulan and Chani are both still giving me shit from the last time we went out. I need to lay low.

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It's all numerical; until the first million people, it's a cult, after the the first billion dollars, it's the TRUTH.

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