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The Salafists can out-crazy Jones by a country mile... they're the nutjobs who've been vandalizing cemeteries in Libya, because all monuments are heresy. I say we match 'em up with Jones' crew and the Westboro Baptist cretins, four at a time, in a steel cage match. Last one standing moves on to the next round. Even split 50-50 with Al Jazeera, the pay-per-view ought to be worth a fortune.

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Or if Bamz had hugged this guy's wife? Good thing some hemp products are hard to find!

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If they hurt someone, we don't use votes.

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I cannot wait to see what national publicity, plus this guy's winning personality, plus the asshattery of the wingnutz, does for his foundation. Absolutely the best outcome would be him thanking the nutters for bringing him a shitload of money. And selling a shitload of pizza, too, also.

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Partly Fox and partly because he has these rightwing friends and relatives on Facebook that do a great job providing the false consensus effect.

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Yeah, no wonder the Republicans are calling him a fake. Every Republican knows hoverrounds can't go 1000 miles.

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It will be fun to watch their heads explode this November, eh? Unless they really go off the rails and hurt someone..in which case they should be hunted down* like dogs.

*with votes of course.

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One also hopes! (Or should it be, <i>One hopes, also</i> ?)

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wow thanks for that. good reminder that they're not all the trolls on the interwebs.

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Pizza man needs dough? I sent in a batch. What he really needs is local publicity, so all the communist/socialist/muslin/sane people in town know where to go for pizza.

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My dad used to be like that. Now he's an Obama-hating wing nut. It makes me really sad, actually.

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Yeah, well "doing the right thing" is now the wrong thing with these fucktards. They want their TV, radio, books, magazines, schools and "news" -- and now their pizza -- to be 100% rightwing fundie bullshit.

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Shouldn't that be "into a <a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=cWm4VfqaADkC&amp\;pg=PT322&amp\;lpg=PT322&amp\;dq=%22vast%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces%22&amp\;source=bl&amp\;ots=jTgeLyXGDP&amp\;sig=ZR423hgCpcIdkU_-TWhhOvdqb8I&amp\;hl=en#v=onepage&amp\;q=%22vast%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces%22&amp\;f=false" target="_blank">vast lagoon of pig feces</a>"?

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One wonders if there has been, over the last few years, a mathematically and clinically demonstrable increase in exhaustion deaths resulting from overindulgence in [faux] outrage among a certain US demographic. Seems likely.

One wonders if it can further be demonstrated that this overindulgence in said [faux] outrage has indeed thus hastened said US demographic's worst fear of becoming a <i>minority</i> in said US.

One sees a true irony. One smiles. <i>This one</i> actually looks forward to aforementioned minority status - especially if above posit proves correct. Tee hee, also.

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Although, the backlash has kicked in - now showing a five star average on almost 3,000 reviews, apparently only 2 of which predate the wingnut freakout.

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Fuck those nation-dividing commie bastards! The country should be united... in hating all Democrats and also all Republicans who ever say nice things about Democrats!

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