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The Lone Turd State!!

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doesn't the texas legislature only meet once every two years or some such nonsense?

how do they always make headlines with a schedule like that?

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This is Texas! Chairs are no good, what you need is an assault rifle with at least a 30 shot magazine.

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It's funny that a group of people who so love war, so hate <em>The Art Of War</em>. Know your enemy? Hell NO!

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And they named a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DwUmgWARJSc" target="_blank">salad</a> after him.

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Which countries do these people consider to be socialist? I suspect the Swedish flag or the Gaddaffi-era Libyan flag wouldn't fit into their narrative very well.

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<i>"...an algebra teacher wept...</i>

Merciful heavens! He got the vapors.

Does he even know they're called "Arabic numbers"?

Ironically, imaginary numbers are the basis of all Republican policies.

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I think the Koch brothers head on pikes would be far more appropriate.

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<i>Clearly, this exercise in which children must think of a flag other than Old Glory can only be sinister</i>

Besides, why bother designing a new alternative flag when they already have the confederate stars-and-bars to wave around to show how "patriotic" they are.

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