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102415's avatar

Wait, he named his son Madison?

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What they called "yellow" back in the day. (I wonder how many Textards know who the "Yellow Rose of Texas" really was.)

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Eminently unhappy with the majority opinion issued years ago. Put the minority into one room, and presto! -- instant assembly of "eminent" scholars, who rehash the same evidence and come up with -surprise - their own conclusion.

Truther-type web pages and their boneheaded adherents coming in 3, 2, 1...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So...the dissenters think he wore protection when he banged his slaves?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Also, it's said that Sally looked a lot like his dead, much-beloved wife, too. But of course a widower shtupping his wife's lookalike half-sister is just SO IMPROBABLE.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Hooooo, boy! I can't wait until Annette Gordon-Reed gets a hold of these fuckers and tears them to shreds.

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Those were white ladies. On the other hand, they were French ... this is gonna be a tough call for the truthertards.

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Too hard to pronounce. "Mixed-of-kin", on the other hand, is a winner.

fuflans's avatar

whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead of ourselves here. as christine o'donnell said:

<i>You're telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?</i>

it is a bagger's job to question the liberal perceived order of things ('facts') you know.

chascates's avatar

But wasn't Randolph gay?

Mahousu's avatar

Putting "Heritage" in the name of an organization is a pretty good indication of their orientation. And I am not excepting the American Heritage Dictionary from this. Some of those Indo-European etymologies look suspiciously "sanitized."