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Spurning Beer's avatar

I happen to know that not a single one of the Ivies offers a major in White Studies.

Unless that's what "semiotics" means.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

My Dad's an MIT alum! Slainte to him in Heaven!

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HazooToo's avatar

I've got absolutely no experience with college in any way, shape or form, but that seems somehow weird.

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HazooToo's avatar

Okay now I understand! Thank you for splainering.

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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

I don't think Time was using enough brown tint on the picture either.My younger sister had a DNA test done, the results weren't a big surprise. Pacific Islander, Scandanavian (German/Russian), Irish, Welsh, and Alaska Native. Just another mutt.

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Courser's avatar

Happy to share! I'm sure a few duckies escape each year but thus far we've had no explosion of wee, teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy babby rubber duckies, that I've ever heard of.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

I heard "BAWstun", but the people who can't talk right denied they say dat

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Don Gwinn's avatar

You have to admit, it's refreshingly honest how the Trump administration just comes right out and explains their decisions by telling us that racist voters will like what they're doing because racist voters don't know what's real and what's not.

They did the same thing with the tweets about transgender service personnel--"Well, you have to understand this is pretty smart on our part because a lot of conservative voters in the midwest don't know it's bullshit and it'll be hard for the Democrats from those states to explain it to them before the election."

OH, OKAY THEN

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Amy!'s avatar

Poor baby. Like the girls who start to sag early, JeffBo's ears seem to have starting drooping from a very early age.

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Amy!'s avatar

Those guys missed a trick. They should be holding the signs upside down, sideways, and backwards.

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Skadi's avatar

Has anyone reminded them that they're the ones who opened fire on Fort Sumter last time?

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Because the vast majority of government contracts that are signed only by white men don't represent affirmative "old boy" action?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I think it's only a thing from a distance. Down here, "Alt-South" is pretty much the same as "South." That is, racists who don't think they're racists.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

If anyone ...ANYONE....tells me that Trump Voters are economically anxious again, I will smite them with great and furious anger.IT IS RACISM. THAT IS WHY THEY VOTED FOR HIM.Shut the fuck up about economically anxious.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Government contracts go first and foremost to veterans. Then Women and Minority owned businesses /equally. For real.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

My son's first choice for astro physics. He's 12 tho....

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