Have any of our Wonkette readers ever been to a Foreign Country? Haha, oh my heck, no, of course not! All Godjesus-worshipping Americans know that all other countries are full of squalor and general brown-ness and should only be visited for the purposes of converting their heathen denizens to the one true religion of American Christianity, which involves going to the local Chick-Fil-A and stuffing as many chicken nuggets in your gaping maw hole as you can and then diving face first into a tub of soft serve frozen yogurt because God Hates Homos, or something like that, don't know, haven't been paying attention in church. It's the weirdest Eucharist ever.
"Have any of our Wonkette readers ever been to a Foreign Country?"
True story: I've been to Canada...not intentionally though. I was taking a day trip with my then wife and bro-sis-in-law and we ended up at a small border crossing in, I think, New Hampshire. Not ever having been this near an exotic country that was not mine, I asked the border guard if I could walk 30 feet on the Canadian side and take a rock. He was pretty cool about it and let me go. Of course today, post 9-11, I would have been shot just for asking.
<i>&iquest;Espana? </i>The wingnuts want to bring their special brand of crazy to a country with 25 percent unemployment and a housing crisis worse than ours?
Oh, I know...they all just want to see a bullfight. It&#039;s their kind of entertainment. The slaughter of the innocents, only with an hour of torture first. Plus cute ultra-gay outfits.
Funny thing about rocks in the north east part of the continent...they all pretty much look the same. During one of my moves, I may have come across it and thought, why do I have this fucking rock. The memory of the trip remains however. It should...being trapped in a car with my then wife and her sister and bro-in-law has a way of searing its way into the memory.
I thought the strategy was: demonize the gays so that people maybe won&#039;t notice that the priests are molesting the children.
Never...I would however beat them to death with votes.<br /><br />---
&quot;Have any of our Wonkette readers ever been to a Foreign Country?&quot;
True story: I&#039;ve been to Canada...not intentionally though. I was taking a day trip with my then wife and bro-sis-in-law and we ended up at a small border crossing in, I think, New Hampshire. Not ever having been this near an exotic country that was not mine, I asked the border guard if I could walk 30 feet on the Canadian side and take a rock. He was pretty cool about it and let me go. Of course today, post 9-11, I would have been shot just for asking.
<i>&iquest;Espana? </i>The wingnuts want to bring their special brand of crazy to a country with 25 percent unemployment and a housing crisis worse than ours?
Oh, I know...they all just want to see a bullfight. It&#039;s their kind of entertainment. The slaughter of the innocents, only with an hour of torture first. Plus cute ultra-gay outfits.
<i>Como se muestra <a href="http:\/\/images.villagehatshop.com\/media\/images\/viewer\/191007HatcraftersToreadorBrocade\/medium_191007HatcraftersToreadorBrocade2.jpg" target="_blank">aqui</a></i>.
Funny thing about rocks in the north east part of the continent...they all pretty much look the same. During one of my moves, I may have come across it and thought, why do I have this fucking rock. The memory of the trip remains however. It should...being trapped in a car with my then wife and her sister and bro-in-law has a way of searing its way into the memory.