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These people are not wingnuts, they are evil assholes trying to kill as many people as they can. And let's face it, they are good at it. Trouble is they are killing the people that would vote for them. Now, I don't see that as a problem but one would think that they would.

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So would he

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Possibly imaginary

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*looks at map* but I already knew to stay out of Trumpetica

Virginia is now back above 1,000 new cases today, btw

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Yeah. I suspect that's likely the scenario here, which is unfortunate.Also - dude, you're a gamer. Why are you outside?

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Ben knocking down strawmen again like a true innelekschual.

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They go to another school, in Canada

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How did Dr. Mrs. Shapiro manage to shit our any kids with that desiccated p*ssy?

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My county is orange, but counties on 3 sides of us are red, so it's probably just a matter of time. Last week when I went to the store I wore a mask after reading about the spread of Delta here on Wonkette, and I was the only one in the store wearing a mask, including the employees and children.

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As Sean Hannity would say, "Look at all that red."

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I just realized the Shapiro house is probably going commando too. Heavy shudder.

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Sturgis Bike Rally, Friday, August 6, 2021 through Sunday, August 15, 2021.

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In the mid-nineties, I spent an afternoon showing my oldest son around the state capitol building in Sacramento. It was a Saturday, most of the offices were closed. But I especially wanted to show my son the Speaker's outer office, which is ornately decorated and hung with large artworks. It was roped off for the weekend, but I thought nothing of it. It was on my route and I was accustomed to going anywhere I wanted or needed to, save for the legislator-only elevators and the Senate and Assembly floors, so I just took down the rope and ushered my son in. While we were oohing and aahing, a staffer came out and asked if he could help us with something. I explained that I just wanted to show my son the outer office and that we didn't mean to bother anyone. After a moment, he smiled and took us on a tour of the entire Speaker's offices, took us through the Speaker's private door to the assembly floor, and let my boy sit at the podium and play with the voting buttons.

That is "aggressive tourism." Please note that it did not involve mobs, screaming, tear gas or shots fired. Clyde can go fuck himself with a rusty railroad spike.

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Fair, but it's kind of hard to reach across a table and grab someone's nuts, metaphorically or not.

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Oh goody, Ben Shapiro put his .02 in.

Wingnuts in full stupid mode. My question is, when aren't they ?

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Well, c'mon. That's Dallas.

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