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If Hillary Clinton had been reputed to react with silence to the news of her husband cheating with a White House staffer, we'd now be treated to concern-trolling from the Wingnuts regarding Hillary's inability to stand her ground and how that would mean she'd weaken us as a nation.

In other words, there is simply nothing, nothing that they won't spin into a negative light. But guess what, Wingnuts? You've already shot your bile-filled load all over the current presidency. What are you going to say about HIllary that hasn't been said about Obama? Is she the Antichrist? Is she Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin? Sorry, Wingnuts, we've heard it all before.

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Or fresh vegetables. Willow probably has no idea what an ear of corn looks like.

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Seriously? This is the Silurians' planet too. That's just the kind of anti-reptilian prejudice that pisses them off.

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"Kristinn Taylor" (if that really is his/her name) should remember that Hilz shot Vince Foster with a silenced Walther PPK while at a state function, with at least a half dozen others looking on (all of whom have mysteriously disappeared) and this "Taylor" person won't want to be investigating the bottom of the Baltimore Canyon in a snug concrete suit. Just sayin'.

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White House Cigar humidor?

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candy, "we" are not the target audience. the target audience just had their metamucil after their early bird special, and is so addled that they'll have forgotten all of this by breakfast time, so they can absorb all that material again as if it has never been heard before, and then send their chain email of all these latest discoveries to all their friends and relatives, just before lunch tomorrow.

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Well, we already knew that.

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Our lizard(nihilist) Hillary, has a philosophy somewhere between Sartre and Nietzsche. Their lizard Ted Cruz, has a philosophy similar to Pontius Pilate, who was portrayed with startling accuracy by David Spade in the movie Coneheads.

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You need look no further than the top of Randy's head.

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Yes, the Bill/Hillary marriage problems have never been covered by the media. Ever.

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Well done. :)

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It's only been a few hours, but it's already clear what the GOP's strategy for dealing with Hillary is. It's the implied message to America:

"If you vote for this woman, you will have to listen to us right wing nutcases blathering 24/7/365 for the next eight years about our psychotic conspiracy theories. Now, you don't really want that, do ya?"

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Well she's no 300 ft. tall serpent-like being with feathers, that's for sure.

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Bristle just throws punches, like a trailer park boss!

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She caught him with my wife, Morgan Fairchild...

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shitbag llibel!

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