The American Chamber of Commerce is running a photo contest on Facebook asking people to "submit a photo of the American Dream as it is embodied by your small business or a business in your community." HUUNNHHH? Apparently this was sort of a tough assignment for folk, correctly figuring out what the words in that sentence mean. "So you want us to send you our vacation photos and blingees?" is how that sentence apparently actually reads. "SURE!" So here we go:
<a href="http:\/\/0.tqn.com\/d\/history1900s\/1\/0\/a\/gd45.gif" target="_blank">Here&#039;s</a> my submission. Oh wait! It&#039;s the American DREAM? Hold on while I fire up Photoshop.
Michele Bachmann is your man. Plus she&#039;s got the chootzpa to cope with difficult customers. And she&#039;ll never let &#039;em run a tab.
Oatman beat you to it! &#039;Cause if that ain&#039;t junk, I&#039;m going blind. (Probably from clawing my eyes out too many times at pictures of Bristol Palin.)
Your disappointing me. That&#039;s not any old redneck on that there computer screen. That&#039;s the musical hero of the Tea Party, Ray Stevens. He has another new tune where he uses his vast financial acumen, a steel guitar and a fiddle to explain the President&#039;s budget: <a href="http://www.raystevens.com/m..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.raystevens.com/main/index.htm">http://www.raystevens.com/m...
Who would of thought that an old, white guy from the South would have such disdain for a black President.
Yep...you don&#039;t have to be Cheops to recognize a pyramid.
Sorta...but Steam Punk is kind of cool.
Functioning penises are still optional, yes?
incandescent light bulbs!
Unless there are <i>two</i> zucchinis in that picture, her deep-throating is alluring but not impressive.
That&#039;s more a photo of <i>an</i> American&#039;s Dream.
&quot;Aficionados of Beta believe that the picture and sound quality of Beta is superior to VHS. &quot;
Yep...and 99% of the entire fucking universe believes the picture and sound quality of DVD is superior to both.
I wonder if he fixes 8-tracks?
<a href="http:\/\/0.tqn.com\/d\/history1900s\/1\/0\/a\/gd45.gif" target="_blank">Here&#039;s</a> my submission. Oh wait! It&#039;s the American DREAM? Hold on while I fire up Photoshop.
Edit: Caption - You mean...Glenn Beck lied?!
I thought I was the only one who had that American Dream.
Michele Bachmann is your man. Plus she&#039;s got the chootzpa to cope with difficult customers. And she&#039;ll never let &#039;em run a tab.
Oatman beat you to it! &#039;Cause if that ain&#039;t junk, I&#039;m going blind. (Probably from clawing my eyes out too many times at pictures of Bristol Palin.)
Your disappointing me. That&#039;s not any old redneck on that there computer screen. That&#039;s the musical hero of the Tea Party, Ray Stevens. He has another new tune where he uses his vast financial acumen, a steel guitar and a fiddle to explain the President&#039;s budget: <a href="http://www.raystevens.com/m..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.raystevens.com/main/index.htm">http://www.raystevens.com/m...
Who would of thought that an old, white guy from the South would have such disdain for a black President.
Maybe she&#039;s telling folks to STFU about abortion?
Needs moar exploding meth labs.
booze, money, balls, a dell computer and rabbit.
yeah that sounds pretty good.
oh come on people, where are the palin pics?!?!?