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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yep...you don't have to be Cheops to recognize a pyramid.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sorta...but Steam Punk is kind of cool.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Functioning penises are still optional, yes?

fuflans's avatar

incandescent light bulbs!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Unless there are <i>two</i> zucchinis in that picture, her deep-throating is alluring but not impressive.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's more a photo of <i>an</i> American's Dream.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Aficionados of Beta believe that the picture and sound quality of Beta is superior to VHS. "

Yep...and 99% of the entire fucking universe believes the picture and sound quality of DVD is superior to both.

I wonder if he fixes 8-tracks?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/0.tqn.com\/d\/history1900s\/1\/0\/a\/gd45.gif" target="_blank">Here's</a> my submission. Oh wait! It's the American DREAM? Hold on while I fire up Photoshop.

Edit: Caption - You mean...Glenn Beck lied?!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought I was the only one who had that American Dream.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Michele Bachmann is your man. Plus she's got the chootzpa to cope with difficult customers. And she'll never let 'em run a tab.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Oatman beat you to it! 'Cause if that ain't junk, I'm going blind. (Probably from clawing my eyes out too many times at pictures of Bristol Palin.)

Fartknocker's avatar

Your disappointing me. That's not any old redneck on that there computer screen. That's the musical hero of the Tea Party, Ray Stevens. He has another new tune where he uses his vast financial acumen, a steel guitar and a fiddle to explain the President's budget: <a href="http://www.raystevens.com/m..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.raystevens.com/main/index.htm">http://www.raystevens.com/m...

Who would of thought that an old, white guy from the South would have such disdain for a black President.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe she's telling folks to STFU about abortion?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Needs moar exploding meth labs.

fuflans's avatar

booze, money, balls, a dell computer and rabbit.

yeah that sounds pretty good.

fuflans's avatar

oh come on people, where are the palin pics?!?!?